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Work hard. Lift tons. Twerk often.

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well done @joebiden u proved ur presidency as a joke. thought we were better than them only signed on to express my disappointment fyi

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sometimes u r da shy calm in da ocean and da ocean turns out to be bigger than u imagined.

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take notes. 2 seconds in and already funnier than ur entire build up.

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@KevinHart4real needs to just shut up. haven't laughed once. da audience is only laughing to avoid awkward silence. dis is supposed to be funny bro.

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I know what u think of me. but do u really know me?

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sometimes those closest to u r da ones that know how to hurt u da most. that's da cost of giving them too much power.

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even my dogs love da Larry&Lenny's cookies. they are all four of them. SMH, I'm a bad influence. not mad but upset. hopefully they'll be fine.

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What an embarrassing fight @ShakurStevenson

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Standing rooted amazed by the strength of the ground with my hands in the air amazed by the size of the sky.

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Sometimes da world has a cruel way of showing u that u r a mere individual amongst 8.1 billion others. A pebble amongst a sea of rocks.

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And that is why I hate dis day. Of course it is my fault.

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Life isn't about where u have been or what u get to experience, it is about where u take a risk to go and where u end up.

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Working on the essential is a choice. The essential brings more clarity, more control, more joy, more meaning, and more simplicity. EGM

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#HaneyLoma Haney should be embarrassed.

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I guess I don't know shit about boxing. cause that was BS. #LomaHaney

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desire is but da need for companionship even from those who we must avoid. LOTDTH

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we are all products of our genius and the society that engulfs us. our success is as much about us as those who help cultivate the same success. OMG

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it is easier to be you than to be someone else. that person might have bigger problems. SSCDS

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sometimes life makes u see a thing and it looks different

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living is more than just breathing. it is about being happy and making da day count. HANDBCQP