lifpeal☠️☠️

oh i’m definitely talking about you on here 🤷🏼‍♀she/her

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

“time flys” and im not having fun

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

and the way she made me pay it back after she goes “ don’t worry about it”

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

you think i’m joking but, my new coworker that i met on sunday just gave me $900 to pay my car payment. i don’t deserve this

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

YEAH i had to do it myself, call me if u need a macanic

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

mmhhhmm fuck buddy- to helping me fix my car pipeline

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

no because i gave him head and then….

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

just renting rent, living life

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

mmhhhmm fuck buddy- to helping me fix my car pipeline

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

too many bitch boys runnin around these parts

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

i’m just pissed i’m 25 and not a single random man wants to buy me an expensive purse

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

this mug wanted to fight me on the fact that jamo is an whisky and not a beer AND still wanted to take me home. be fucking for real

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

lol if men can have a personal preference about looks i can have a personal preference if they live at home or not

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

the “where’s my hug” just got topped with the “where’s my apology”

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

@Blacksword011 @jegartung and women who don’t get this, scare me

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

@TheModerateCase what a snowflake

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

“still feel it in my mouth”
bc you you have a tiny dck..

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

is the bible on spotify? life’s been boring, gotta piss myself off

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

“i can’t hangout, i gotta pimple in my nose. it’s debilitating”

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

hold on, i’m trying to catch print.
stay there!

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

some bitch just looked at me and said “you know what an album is???”

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

he’s the type of guy that say “watch this” before needing medical attention

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

there’s a small penis epidemic. like they’re EVERYWHERE

[lifpeal☠️☠️ @teeling_lily]

what do i do if he has money, but a small penis