princessá xx

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Men call condoms “uncomfortable.” Pregnancy rearranges organs. One of these is not a comfort issue.

[Trizz @Tr1zz]

I’m at a bar, this female bar tender asked for my ID. I pulled out my passport and she said “do u have an actual ID?” 😐. A passport is more valid than a state ID. She went to get her manager to ask if she can serve me. 🫠

I’m starting to realize that this generation is just really stupid.

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

DON’T ask me for advice 😭! I support divorce, disowning family, blocking mfs mid-conversation, burning bridges with everybody still standing on them & disappearing without explanation !

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Let’s normalize taking our kids on a trip for their birthday instead of feeding people who don’t even ask about them.

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I don’t understand how breakfast makes me hungry again in 2 hours but when I skip it I can go almost the whole day without cravings

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

if he was cheating before the engagement, he will cheat through the engagement and will continue cheating into the marriage

[fxcemyia @thtgirljamyia]

I genuinely do not care what a btch said about me in a room I wasn’t in. Clearly she picked the safest location to say it.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i heard someone say, “the highest form of peace is having no desire to be seen, validated, or understood by anyone.” whew

[İrem @sabirlazimm]

"Sütyen çizginiz görünüyor"

Biliyorum, sütyen giydiğim için.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

calling it “affordable housing” shows that they know that regular housing is not actually affordable

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

when I say I want a basement, this the kind I'm talking about 😍☺️ not them unfinished creepy ones 😭

[solé @layxsnv]

back when we didn’t have vanity sets, we had this

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

A ngga can have a double life & STILL be with you everyday. I’ve seen it 😭😂

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

DEAR NETFLIX,

I am a part of my parent’s “household” no matter where I live.

THANKS.

- Management‼️

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

When they called me self centered but at least they didn’t call me male centered

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

“For privacy reasons,this app doesn’t allow taking screenshots”
Me asf:

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If you decide to have a baby as a woman AFTER that man told you he does not want any part in that baby’s life and that he will NOT be there, and he tells you to get an abortion and you decide not to, you don’t get to cry about the struggles of being a single mother.

[Roony @Roonysters]

Salaries used to be so high back in the day that men could financially support their secret second families

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

My birthday gift from him was the truth, he has been hiding his statuses from me all along and i only found out because he tried to prove his love with evidence.🙂

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't post me on my birthday. When I confronted him, he sent me a screenshot as proof that he had posted me on his status. That's when I discovered he has been hiding his statuses from me all along. He just forgot to unhide me on my birthday.