now imagine if this was in canada, and instead of the empire state building it was the cn tower, and instead of a banner it was a one million meter cable
oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman