chronically online 🤠🖤

don’t follow your dreams, follow my twitter !!

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[J @jasrenzo]

a face card like this wasted on a 21 year old kent chav i’m sick

[Jay ^_^ @bruharvys]

I think its a fitting time to remind everyone that in the documentary when they’re discussing how Liverpool is the perfect set for Gotham they point out a specific building and say like. This Is It. This is Gotham. I’d like everyone to know that building is a Wetherspoons

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

It’s crazy that X Factor had an ‘Over 25s’ category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were so brave for trying to achieve their dreams at such a late stage in life

[chronically online 🤠🖤 @teetolmar]

@imademonangel wait why??

[emma ⎕ 💚 @buturlosingit]

this is what made last night so special and what has made this past year of pop music so incredible. none of these women are over night success story, they’ve all been grafting for years without recognition. they all deserve this moment sm 💗💗

[theenz ⭑໑̣ in the villa @L0UIS0NLYANGEL]

i love how people get upset about “idolizing a criminal” with luigi maglione as if a felon isn’t time magazine’s PERSON OF THE YEAR ?????

[james tom @jestom]

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

[chronically online 🤠🖤 @teetolmar]

this actually cracks me up

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

you should have something awful happen to you if you cheat on the beautiful girl buying you bagels

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

no matter what happens, may this election be the death nail in the self-congratulatory “gen z will change the world” shit. gen z white men vote like every other generation of white men, and in some cases are further to the right

[chronically online 🤠🖤 @teetolmar]

bragging about being a rapist on twitter is wild. but i guess it’s not something to be ashamed of if you can still be the president of the united states with a record

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[rose @wynrosei]

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “i’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This was racism and abuse. He had a gun and she didn’t. She was clearly having a psychotic episode. People having psychotic episodes do not deserve to be murdered.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh Natalie Portman and Paul Mescal smoking cigs together… that’s how it starts!