Thomas Egan

When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@spickel10 @cgconnolly14 Didn’t know you were jonesing for ice cream this badly, Gourmet. https://t.co/3Ji6HYbh77

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@Zammbo @hill_tweets @mbutler04 Who shoots right handed but writes left handed. More important that it being murder, why throw the wine bottle away but keep the cork on the desk?

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@spickel10 @emjohn12 Don’t forget to work in a few Mariah Mondays and Showtunes Tuesdays.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@NeverBeenProy Thanks, but this is #FunFactFriday not #FunOpinionFriday Play the hits baby.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@chrisc523 @theLINKSstories If partners didn’t say “that’s good, pick it up” from there I would add about 3 strokes per round.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@Zammbo Wow, what a great topic. Please deliver a full Mt. Rushmore.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@emjohn12 @spickel10 So does he get a pimple twice a year or once every other year?

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@TheMeenestDogg @Aportzline Damn it Blues.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@stl7thward Burying the lede. Where’s the drink photo?

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@TheMeenestDogg @Aportzline No thanks, but hopefully he did leave that vile human.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@emjohn12 @spickel10 I’ve searched the picture a few times from a few perspectives and can not find the plants in question anywhere.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@sullymygoodname Yeah... because people from most recent generations haven’t been involved in the longest war in US history. I bet people from each year listed have died in war too. Let’s maybe just stop comparing generations. Also maybe not measure generations based on wars fought.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@spickel10 @The_Brain17 The Cheladas and Stags were a flowing. Mmm papa mmm.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@emjohn12 @KTrempe @GuyFieri @BillMurray @NRAEF @spickel10 Chili cook off falls/winters & nacho cook off spring/summer. Get your recipes ready. Im coming for that belt.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@4HandsBrewingCo Thought we got lucky and ordered Divided Sky to San Francisco, but website mistakenly gave the ability to ship. #cantTravelToRestock #QuarantineGotUs

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@chrisc523 @DREWMORRIS2 @The_Brain17 was great in that movie.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@sullymygoodname Give me that road Slu win over a road VCU win. This one was the icing this year.

[Thomas Egan @tegan922]

@Proy3515 @The_Brain17 That's just dudes being bros stuff.