Astonished by my good fortune!

Badass Insurance broker & Chief cook @thesoupakitchen. Also lipstick terrorist.
Found my Ikigai.

[Astonished by my good fortune! @tegaphoenix]

@Spectranet_NG please see dm.

[Astonished by my good fortune! @tegaphoenix]

@aedcelectricity please what's the issue with dawaki light?

[Chief. @BadmanSophss]

This woman will watch the government sew new clothes for her daughter’s killers, give them coke, money and integrate them back into the community.
And she’s supposed to be happy and pray for Nigeria?

[Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG @superflycook]

Also if you really think about it, the people that have done the most harm as a unit are the political elite. We are all victims. The lack of consequences and POVERTY gan gan are the demons. So i dunno. Pls lets not make it yet another thing that twitter have convinced us of

[Wolfie of Buj 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

My neighbors would be angry on the queue outside.

[SuperSanusi @supersanusi]

More and more convinced that tourism, if taken seriously in Nigeria will have outsized outcomes for jobs, the economy and opportunity generally.

It’ll also fix a lot of what’s wrong with everything else.

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

Sudan is Africa’s third-largest producer of gold and one of the poorest countries in the world. One of the architects of the current Sudan crisis is General Hemedti. He owns a goldmine in Sudan. His family, the Dagolos, is now one of the richest in the country, and they are not discreet about it.

In a video posted last year, Hemedti’s cousin boasted that the Dagalos has become “one of Africa’s richest families”.

In Africa, some people are ready and willing to let their country burn to the ground as long as they hold on to power and the collective wealth of the people.

[eltonj @eltonjay_]

this dad uses 100% of his brain capacity

[Sommer @sommerfhill]

When I was in Thailand, this man came up to me and said “omg, are you @aliciakeys”,
of course I said yes.
He then asked me to sing.
Of course I sang.
He said “I have been mistaken” and walked away. Smh.

[Mallam Battycash @Batarhe]

In uni I’d say many of those I know on the Shell and Chevron scholarships didn’t really need it as they had financial support. Which is why our focus @OjahScholarship is on those who we can verifiably say need that support. We want to be sure we’re moving the needle for that one.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

This is my friend Pops..
He is seeking our help. He's in need of Heart Surgery.
The family are seeking donations as they've raised 3 out of the 8million Naira.. let's come together to help.
Please Retweet.

[SPACEMAN 💯 @ThisiSpaceman]

Your service is needed #missingperson

[Catch22 @TheSonOfGeorge]

This is Atiku's daughter? Lmao.

So what did you think of him when he ran with your father? Anyway, since one of our experts from the Old Oyo Empire says that anything coming from people very close to the candidate is the express instruction of the candidate himself,

[Joseph Umoh @umohjoe]

Nigeria works for them!

All you need to do is just try & get a certificate of any kind & you’re in government or government agency or big 5 companies.

You don’t need interviews!

Our people are at any place by MERIT, GOD’S MERCY.

[Joseph Umoh @umohjoe]

This country has to be restructured!

They’re people who work in Chevron that comes to work from Lagos daily.

Of course they’re Yorubas.

Aero Contractors bring them to Escravos between 7:30 & 7:45 am

Came back to return them by 6:30pm

In this Nigeria 🇳🇬!

[King Alfred @King_Alfreds_II]

What is poetic in this article is that Sudan's govt is being destroyed & overrun by the Janjaweed militia (A direct analogue to Fulani herdsmen) that the govt propped up & supported for decades (Again, like herdsmen)

There is a lesson in there

But Nigerians don't do lessons

[Onye Nkuzi @cchukudebelu]

"When the Sudanese regime sowed the wind of the Janjaweed in Darfur in 2003, they least expected to reap the whirlwind in their own capital city".

(I think there's a warning somewhere in here, for Nigeria's ruling elite).
https://t.co/aaPX7sbK3c