teh_sphinx

Lovechild of a star machine and an Etcha-sketch. Chief Naming Officer: Available to name your character, book, band, or firstborn. He/him. Avi: @_DirtyFlapjack

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

ATTENTION MY SAFFA FOLLOWERS / MUTUALS:

I'm looking for recommendations in terms of ppl to follow in two categories:

1. South African tweeps who are funny shitposters

2. South African tweeps who are creative thinkers (i.e. ppl who come up with outside-of-the-box ideas)

THX

[𓂆 deeja🫒 @deedeehimawari]

ORDERING WAR CRIMES FROM THE UN HEADQUARTERS

[ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 @christweetsllc]

The duality of man

[J. Mulholland @MulhollandL0ver]

😂😂 The fact my tweet is framed in this couple’s house for the rest of their lives is the ultimate endorsement of dark humor

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

This cartoon was drawn in 2006.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

If it's not valuable, why are you stealing it?

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

This is so cool, but where is Aliens?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

From our Facebook group...

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Least self aware guy in history

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

@DPaulWelsh "And so I decided to give a ghostly jump scare. Wouldn't NOT doing that every now and then be waste of intangibility?"

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

"Let's pretend that four of our friends are already inside the rave and we just brought glow sticks for our whole crew. I mean, it's '97, after all."

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Caption this gif

Best caption gets a unique X-Men codename from me.

[guy @guymrdth]

interesting new look for him

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

"Claw Kinksters Congregate!"

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Caption this gif

Best caption gets a unique X-Men codename from me.

[wilsur ⚡ @_wilsur]

Art Commission for @tokumuffin 🎨
He is the first… the ‘Western🌟Star Zero’
Cheers✨
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#oc #WesternStars #tokusatsu

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

@_wilsur @tokumuffin This is 🔥🔥🔥!

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

@ItsAndyRyan Dude, I've forgotten all the excel formulas that I learnt so many moons ago. And who thought using formulas was a user- friendly idea??

The worst part is MS Word, PowerPoint, & Excel each use such different "systems of logic" that it's clear dev teams never spoke to each other

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

@Xandra_KH How about a moonbag (sling or with a waist strap)?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

no fucking way this bitch ass blocked me for this lmaoooo

[teh_sphinx @teh_sphinx]

@Xandra_KH I used to follow someone on this app who did this type of ballpoint pen art (don't think they're on twitter anymore). It's something else - not a lot of opportunity to hide mistakes. Yikes.