David Burns

Hoodie and flip flops kind of guy

[David Burns @tehdavid]

*car follows me for more than 3 blocks* Me: "So this is how I go out huh?"

[David Burns @tehdavid]

@reborn_1002 @avatarmooncoin @flippinthorp

[David Burns @tehdavid]

@GlennHowerton Check out https://t.co/Y655uR4gw5 for amazing seafood!

[David Burns @tehdavid]

I have to scroll a little too far for a 1989 DOB these days.

[David Burns @tehdavid]

@mpratte Anything below 75 counts for us in Texas. Those are the laws.

[David Burns @tehdavid]

Is it hoodie season yet?

[David Burns @tehdavid]

I put pants on today just to remember how it feels.

[David Burns @tehdavid]

@mpratte Now I can fill it with beer and follow in my fathers footsteps

[David Burns @tehdavid]

I’ve acquired a second refrigerator for my garage. Mama we made it.

[David Burns @tehdavid]

“Yo you got any social media?”

“Yea man, here’s my Venmo, HMU”

[David Burns @tehdavid]

48° and rainy. I’ll be rocking the homeless look until Spring. Later

[Barry Sanders @BarrySanders]

I know that no one on the @lions can say it, so I will... that is a terrible missed call, on hands to the face and bad break for our D that is playing so hard. #replayhelpneeded

[David Burns @tehdavid]

@Hart_throb02 I’ll pray for you 🙏🏼

[David Burns @tehdavid]

RIP to everyone playing against CMC in fantasy today.

[David Burns @tehdavid]

@barronstep @_johnbradburn @cperez_03 Goddamnit

[David Burns @tehdavid]

@Alexisthenexus You can remove “in Dallas” and it would still be accurate

[David Burns @tehdavid]

Hungry? Grab a snickers.. or 5. Then you’re set for the day.

[David Burns @tehdavid]

Eating Mac and cheese in bed didn’t pan out the way I wanted it to.

[David Burns @tehdavid]

@mtgdan Me every year

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

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