Sam

Music maker and fossil finder. Folk art enthusiast. Probably splitting Late Devonian rocks right now. Or making sounds. Or hoarding stuff.

[Sam @tehsma]

@MatrixPolice @maolesen Just a guess, maybe because its not winter right now?

[Sam @tehsma]

@lonelyspeck @slphrrr I have done worse than this. About 14 or so years ago I entered in a weekly “sample pack” competition on reddit and I EQ’d one of the sounds to become a sine wave, then duped it and tuned it manually in kontakt until I produced enough harmonics to make triangle and saw waves.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Virginia has legalized the sale of recreational marijuana in retail stores.

[Sam @tehsma]

@insaneposes You got it, boss ahh build

[Sam @tehsma]

@masonisonx @bkovoDC @sawyer_kat18846 What wildlife is in a pool that was drained a few weeks ago? The microorganisms that spawned from bird poop?

[Sam @tehsma]

@realmflynnJR Nobody that speaks with this cadence has ever told the truth

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝕯𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝕯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔱△ 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇺🇲🇬🇷 @TheDeadDistrict]

In Donetsk region, birds are building their nests out of drone fiber-optic cable.

"Yesterday, a KAB bomb knocked down a tree, and from its crown rolled out this little miracle of the apocalyptic world of Donbas. A small bird had built a nest out of drone fiber-optic cable. OUT OF FIBER OPTICS!!!!

Unfinished…"

[Sam @tehsma]

What is HIS PROBLEM

[Sam @tehsma]

@notorious_CEG Think break plus guitar_strum.wav plus ooh_yeah_vox_fem.wav triggers me. We get it. We don’t need to make that tune again.

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

I resized some nuclear test footage to the same scale as the New Glenn explosion - this is a 200t Upshot-Knothole test

[Sam @tehsma]

@RobertSecundus Conductor we have a problem!! Conductor we have a problem!!

[Sam @tehsma]

@Holden_Culotta Bro has been buying the shit they make for tourists last tuesday, I bet the locals love him

[Sam @tehsma]

@cikicik55 @Breaking911 I feel like it would be out of the realm of hobbyists, but large telescope observatories use lasers to measure how turbulent the atmosphere is above so they can correct for it when doing astrophotography.

[Sam @tehsma]

@sergey_science @ParaN_rmal It was part of a network of suspend disc microphones located in the atmospheric sound channel (similar to the oceanic sound channel used to detect submarines) to detect and triangulate the shockwaves of soviet nuclear tests from the other side of the world.

[Sam @tehsma]

@TheProjectUnity Doesn’t every material have quantum properties lol

[Sam @tehsma]

@ZingaStream @itimaliasof fortunately they have extremely low rabies risk due to their body temperature

[Sam @tehsma]

@UAPReportingCnt “If you are watching the original source footage you can see…” Thanks bro for not giving us the original source and instead the AI altered one.

[Sam @tehsma]

@maniaUFO I think this is a fossil crinoid columnal. You can see bits of many others in there but they aren't intersecting with the rock surface as perfectly. See attached image for a microscopic cross section example.

[Sam @tehsma]

@Breaking911 Watch 5 mins of her taking and you can tell she is nutzo