David Kato

nerd. eater. cook. sunday league baseball player.

[eric sondheimer @latsondheimer]

I can't stop laughing at a click bait story: "USC flirting with Texas A&M QB commit Husan Longstreet." There's no way he's going to USC. Bet the house. Save this Tweet.

[David Kato @teijikato]

@latsondheimer Saved. Lol

[David Kato @teijikato]

@JoshNewmanOC LOL Good thing you took all that tribal money

[David Kato @teijikato]

@sluhm

[David Kato @teijikato]

@SharkGregNorman 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

My entire time on twitter, I have never once asked you to retweet something. I am asking now. Please let people hear Brevard, FL School Board member Jennifer Jenkins tonight detail the threats and intimidation her, her family, and her neighbors have been subjected to this year.

[David Kato @teijikato]

@WendyMolyneux This is genius

[David Kato @teijikato]

@Dodgers LFG!!!

[David Kato @teijikato]

@LorcaDamon @kristal100 @Preservation945 @davenewworld_2 Nope. And to think that I do based on pointing out that someone else was making a joke is pretty nuts. I didnt even comment on the quality of the joke though if you incorporate toxoplasmosis (the condition you get from handling cat shit) in any joke makes it better.

[David Kato @teijikato]

@kristal100 @Preservation945 @davenewworld_2 I think people need to be able to recognize a joke.

[David Kato @teijikato]

@BNightengale Dodgers INF is pretty effing good #Dodgers

[David Kato @teijikato]

@USCFootballNews Please tarmac this fool @USC_mikebohn #FireHelton @PresidentFolt

[David Kato @teijikato]

@heckyessica LaXadaisical. They are two different words dipshits

[David Kato @teijikato]

@1followernodad This is my new favorite wtf

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

RT if you stayed up to watch all 16 innings last night/this morning.

[David Kato @teijikato]

Toddler Cites Freedom Of Choice In Refusal To Use Potty https://t.co/VFd9GmqdFq

[David Kato @teijikato]

@AmericasComic

[David Kato @teijikato]

@soxfangrubb Tris Speaker vs no one. Unfair matchup

[David Kato @teijikato]

@ABRLive 🔁

[David Kato @teijikato]

@DodgersNation I hate Jack Clark