Tejas S

[Tejas S @Tejas_1916]

@iam_14249 @worshipVK Lowda orange fan. Couldn't even win against RR. Do Randi Rona and suck gambhir cock🤡🤡

[Tejas S @Tejas_1916]

@iam_14249 @worshipVK Chutiya chance hi nahi diya toh prove kaise karega. IPL me prove kiya hai 2 bar trophy jeet ke. I agree tilak played important knocks for India, but shreyas iyer konsa form me hai??

[Tejas S @Tejas_1916]

@hicasamadim 72

[Sree Harsha @AapathBandhava]

Me every time someone I dont even know beats a deadly disease

[Tejas S @Tejas_1916]

@UmadAkhter @AstroPrashanth9 No genocide happened in Palestine. Israel is a state.

[Tejas S @Tejas_1916]

@NVIDIAGeForce PRAGMATA RTX

[Preetam Rao @Preetam_M_Rao]

India as a country will never achieve greatness. We are a morally corrupt society.

Oh possible fuel/gas crisis globally? - Hoard as much as possible

Oh there'll be a ban on 500/1000 notes? - Hoard new currency for a price

Oh I can't succeed on merit? - Demand & get more quotas

Oh I am not good enough to earn well? - Demand more free money from govt

I want to get a govt job so that I can mint crores of money. I don't care about country or society

Pathetic Nation. Pathetic People.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

My friends are like “why’re you on X, nobody uses that”.

Good. Maintain that.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

the penguin doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the colony

[Naval @naval]

AI is adapting to us faster than we are adapting to it.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

What is Vecna’s beef with these kids? Pennywise too. Unemployed activities.

[Nietzsche ki beti @chiggiiiii]

YOU
MUST
BREAK
THE
PATTERN
TODAY
OR
THE
LOOP
WILL
REPEAT
TOMORROW
YOU
MUST
BREAK
THE
PATTERN
TODAY

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I watched Zootopia 2 with my kids yesterday.

While they were cheering for the bunny and the snake, I was mesmerized by the urban planning.

In the movie, the mice have tiny vehicles. The giraffes have massive kiosks. The hippos have water channels.

They don’t build "One Size Fits All." They build "Right-Sized Infrastructure."

It hit me like a ton of bricks.

In my company, we are failing at this. We are committing the sin of Hardware Equity.

We give the same $3,000 MacBook Pro M3 to our Senior AI Engineer (The Elephant) as we do to the Junior Copywriter (The Mouse).

The Engineer uses 100% of the CPU. The Copywriter uses Chrome and Spotify.

Giving a "Mouse" employee an "Elephant" laptop isn't generosity. It’s Capital Expenditure malpractice.

So this morning, I launched "Operation Zootopia."

I ran a script to audit CPU utilization across the company.

If your average daily CPU usage is under 10%, you are classified as a "Rodent Tier User."

I confiscated 40 MacBooks from the Marketing and HR departments.

I replaced them with refurbished Chromebooks and 2nd Gen iPads.

They were furious. They asked, "How am I supposed to work on this?"

I told them what the movie taught me: "You don't build a highway for a hamster. You build a tube."

We recovered $120,000 in hardware assets in one morning.

Stop giving Ferraris to people who only drive to the grocery store.

Nature doesn’t waste resources. Neither should IT.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

somebody said … The most expensive thing you'll ever lose is focus…

[Naruto @NarutoNolimits]

Elon Musk : Most people don't grow because they lie to themselves.

[Raj Shamani @rajshamani]

Your divided attention is why you're average at everything.

[Naval @naval]

The only real test of intelligence is if you get what you want out of life.

[St. Broseph @St_Brosephs]

Hello @BlrCityPolice

There has been an incident of two police officers extorting an innocent (Kannadiga) person for a bribe of Rs. 37,000/- in Indiranagar when he had done NOTHING wrong

No FIR done by police; only departmental enquiry has started. Threat calls being made (1/9)