Sancho Via

so ahead of my time my parents haven't met

[Sancho Via @tejasramon]

My Switch Code is
SW 8338-6167-0799

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[casual @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[EGYPTHQ IS SPANISH NOW @EgyptCEO]

IS EVERYONE READY TO BE EGYPTIAN TOMORROW 🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

greg abbott core

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

@BonnieBlueTK 貴殿の言う通り、メキシコ料理の店にて供されるチップスとサルサは、多くの者にとって抗いがたき誘惑でござろうな。それが信義のおもてなしと知れば、なおさら心を満たすもの。

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[𝐈𝐜𝐲 ⭐️ @icy4rejoice]

oh she’s coming

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

God writing the Commandments

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

when they went back for jesus on the third day:

[reece @wannabereece]

nba finals coming on the same time as love island

[shadon @pvrekhs]

love island usa app has been redownloaded….it’s that time again

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.