Tej

Multipotentialite | Aloof | Lowkey | Built some things, broke some rules

[Uncle Celestine @cyberomin]

Now, let me tell you a quick story. One morning, the Holy Spirit pulled me aside and gave me a serious heart check.

See, I used to get really worked up over little things in my relationship. I’d major on the minors. One of those “minors” Nene (a.k.a. Management), and her habit

[Tej @tejflow]

🤣😂

[The Rundown @rundowndaily_]

@exec_sum Forbes 30 under 30 honorees after being honored

[Tej @tejflow]

Our MTN FibreX has been down since last Friday with zero urgency to fix it. Switched from @FOBroadband (extremely terrible service) only to meet the same. Need a solid backup. Something fast, reliable & not the usual names. Appreciate recommendations.
#InternetTrouble @nch1915

[Tej @tejflow]

Succinct. Punchy. Direct.

If you’ve got a 9-5 or have teams or have a line manager, @wrkplaceSecrets is your satiric guide for dealing with life in the office.

Get yours today 👉🏼 https://t.co/EQ8SxyTke6

#hr
#workplaceshenanigans
#CareerGrowth

[Tej @tejflow]

@TheCharlesRoven when is Warcraft2 coming out? It has too much potential to end like that!

[Tej @tejflow]

@glovoapp_ng TFC delivered a wrong order to me days back which was returned and then cancelled same day by your team. Yet I still got debited. Please refund my money.

[Tej @tejflow]

@glovoapp_ng Why am I always receiving debit alerts after midnight from you guys ? Whatever happened to reconciling your accounts during normal work hours? Shey e fe pami nii?

[thehrtechies @thehrtechies]

It's happening tomorrow 🔥

[Tej @tejflow]

LOL! I'll probably do same. I wouldn't want to be the reason you set up your next ring light and be shouting on us. @aproko

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Entered a lift on Admiralty Way and met two ladies eating cakes and ice cream inside.

They almost hid it as soon as they saw me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My ministry is moving.

[Tej @tejflow]

So embarrassing to watch and listen to.

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Arise News Correspondent, Laila Johnson-Salami @lailajohnsonsal questions Senator David Umahi about the Lagos-Calabar Highway Project’s environmental impact assessment. She asks whether the project has received final approval from the Federal Ministry of Environment or if an exemption has been granted.

[Tej @tejflow]

Lmao! Facts!

[Moski 🤏 @moski____]

If a client beg you during negotiation

You will beg him during deliverables and payment

[Tej @tejflow]

Because why are you charging customers or companies in Nigeria in dollars in a country experiencing serious fall of its currency? Are you paying your staff in #dollars too or buying items here in dollars? These are things that need to be nipped asap!
@fccpcnigeria @NigeriaGov

[Tej @tejflow]

Do we have a #pricecontrol agency in Nigeria? Or is this a role under @fccpcnigeria?

There needs to be a thorough price control across all markets and traders in Nigeria. We need explanation as to why some places are quoting their items/services in $.

It's time to wake up.

[Tej @tejflow]

Do we have a #pricecontrol agency in Nigeria? Or is this a role under @fccpcnigeria?

There needs to be a thorough price control across all markets and traders in Nigeria. We need explanation as to why some places are quoting their items/services in $.

It's time to wake up.

[Tej @tejflow]

Lmao!

[Aro Jaid @damaroy]

maybe one day when i run a company, ill have some really interesting email addresses that would suggest what the content of the mail is without having to open it.

eg

[email protected] - over qualified candidates

[email protected] - unfortunately applications

[OG Waheedi. @gboukzi]

Clear, efficient service. Zero story, zero ṣàlàyé. No many many social media noise or packaging.

I don't even know anyone there, and the efficiency is so much that this does not bother me, which is very uncharacteristic.

Need to give all their employees their flowers. Shallat.

[Opeyemi Babalola @BOTAD01]

The first crèche my son attended in Lagos was introduced to us by a family friend. It was inside a well gated estate, and we fell in love with the serenity of the estate, so we didn't bother to waste time. We enrolled the baby.

Normally, my family and the family friend that introduced us to the school usually meet during closing hour to pick up the kids and during conversations, we usually point out things we believed the owner of the school can do better. Jokingly, I will say, "You know this school before us, so you should tell the proprietor these things." He will laugh it off and won't tell the owner anything.

The first PTA meeting of the term was scheduled, and I told our family friend that the PTA meeting is an avenue for us to raise those concerns. He said yes, we will talk about it. On the day of the meeting, I talked about those things and left some points, thinking my friend will stand up to talk about those ones. Then he sent sms to me in the meeting that I forgot to mention some points, which I didn't talk about because I thought he will talk about it. I stood up again and mentioned those things, and some parents agreed with me while some object but the proprietor promised to work on those issues.

Later, I realized that my friend was collecting a referral bonus on every child he referred to the school and also on his own children, he was being given discount. These are the reasons he doesn't talk during PTA meetings.

Gratification that will make you look away from saying the truth is not a gratification. It is what was used to buy your conscience.

[Moe @Mochievous]

Ordered something on Mano by 7:50am, by 8:09am it was already by my door. I’ve been using Mano consistently for about a year now and not one complaint. The folks who run this business are definitely serious people

[Tej @tejflow]

A huge and tragic loss to the Nigerian community. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.

[Nathalie Munya @nathmunya]

@asemota A very sad black swan event. I hope his legacy is protected. I was looking forward to seeing what Wigwe University would become. I hope things move forward as planned and it is a lasting legacy.

[Alpha Maker 🦍 @AlphaMakerr]

@ThaBoyYom Relationships between females are usually glued by lies and deceit.

To have women who are brought together by the truth is rare.

[Tunde Onakoya @Tunde_OD]

Looks like we're global now ❤️