ThePlatypus

Nihil Praeter Optimum

[ThePlatypus @teknishian]

@Safaricom_Care
This new app is crap. The send money feature glitches insanely.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Unapark fielder hapo nje ya bedsitter yako Ngong' alafu after minutes unapata sms notification ya fine ya kuoverspeed Thika road.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"A house is more important than a car"

[Kenyan Facts 🇰🇪 @KResearcher]

One of the fiercest, coolest and longest school rivalries in Kenya is between the great Lenana School and a school on Waiyaki Way called Nairobi School. Even if your own brother was in the other school,the beef was eternal.

[ThePlatypus @teknishian]

2.2D 6-speed Manual Transmission

[Ricky Warutere @ericwarutere]

Today you will learn that the police know how to and can control crowds without shooting anyone dead. They just choose the alternative...

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Kuacha chapati in the name of dropping wheat products is a struggle that should have a rehabilitation plan on its own😭😭😭

[sling BARS🐻 @pappagrumps]

Grounds for impeachment but we are in Kenya

[Magzie @Enigmatic_Acey]

We need to make this video trend for the people with amnesia to remember who this big nose asshole really is

[Lenana School @lenanaschool]

Well done #Maroons

[LAVISH @msalexandriae]

What a privilege to be tired from the work you prayed for. What a privilege to feel overwhelmed by growth you used to dream about. What a privilege to be challenged by a life you created on purpose. What a privilege to outgrow things you used to settle for.

[Billy Hype @hypedsoul1]

This is a thread of what Politicians said and did that no one voting in Kenya should forget come 2027
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[GREEN FLAG @RealDaviesJ]

Parents will give u a lecture about fake friends and get scammed by their pastor.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Kenya has a 2025 constitution, a 1952 Government, 1968 Mps and Satan as president 😭.

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Goons have deployed police to block roads and disrupt business activities. What a time to be alive 😂😂

[Mashirima Kapombe @MKapombe]

"Monday is not a public holiday; all government employees should report to work without fail.” And then.... Mnafunga barabara 😂

[J. @Jahmu__]

This single image is gonna save this man’s life.

[Eric @amerix]

While the mainstream media floods you with images of despair, disaster and deaths,

— Counter them with images and videos of hope, positivity and unity of purpose.

Post on 𝕏,

Report on 𝕏.

We are not looters.

We are peaceful.

We are the media now.

#SiriNiNumbers

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Sio all parents want 2M.

No amount is worth someone's life #SiriNiNumbers