The Telecom Cat

I sleep on server hardware and try to not bite too many cables. Tweeting #TelecomChannel co-meow-ntary. Staying on agent, meow-ster agent, and carrier news.

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

#cable <- is this guy supposed to be the face of #coax or somethin

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

I didn't realize we work together, Skip... https://t.co/wywqRLkMfR

[Skip Sugg @SkipSugg]

My coworker decided to sleep in this morning! Make it a great day! #UCaaS @8x8

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

Why has no one in this industry taken the business name "Data Centaur"?? Huge missed opportunity. Could form a delightful guild of fantasy telecom creatures with Cloud Ogre! @OgreCloud #telecom #datacenters

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

@fwassenbergh1 @asteinke2004 @chdgagnon @mkadlacek @nikolausbraun @Five9 @inContact @pilotfiber @masergypartners @SpectrumEntUS @Nextiva @CoreSite Def a handsome logo. Congrats. However, both name and logo a lost opportunity to become a cloud lynx. #meow @TelcoLynx amirite?

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

SIP trunks make good VoIP
if only swim trunks made for
really good swimming

#ahaikuforu #voip #siptrunking

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

@OgreCloud @RandyGaffney @BeckyQuick There's no rhyme or reason. The world is an unpredictable and terrifying place. Shop locally!!! 🙀

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

If you were confused by the previous tweet, please see: https://t.co/SbmrUDA3fe

#funnysurferinterview
#wapah
#ridethewave

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

As a feline I typically avoid water, but with ITEXPO's surf theme of "Ride the wave of communications transformation" I was determined to "get pitted, so pitted ...and then go up and hit the lip like wapah!"

#ITEXPO
#RIDETHEWAVE
#telecomcatinthehouse

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

“I love you as certain as dark fiber is to be loved,
in secret, between the structured cabling of the soul.”

#PabloNeruda
#ValentinesDayPoem
#darkfiber
#structuredcabling
#telecomnerd
#telecomcat

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

"Shall I compare thee, SD-WAN, to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more redundant."

#willtherealshakespearepleasestandup
#ValentinesDayPoem
#telecomcat
#SDWAN

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

Two aases are better than one! https://t.co/C1z3Rb9ADl

[Vonage @Vonage]

On the day we celebrate couples in love, no couple gets along better than #UCaaS & #CPaaS when it comes to #businesscommunication. Stronger together than either is separately. Bob Crissman, @Vonage Senior Vice President and Channel Chief explains why: https://t.co/80lZbVRop1

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

Roses are red
Violets are in bloom
SD-WAN is sweet
But MPLS isn't going anywhere any time soon.

- a Valentine's Day poem #telecomcat #SDWAN #MPLS

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

All we're missing is:

Xonerated
Xcommunicated
XistentialCrisis

#telecom #toomanyxnames

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

@Xtranet
@XactCom
@xceptnet
@xoomtelecom
@XCellAir

cmon guys

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

what's more confusing: long island iced tea not actually selling alcoholic long island iced teas or the fact that they're a BLOCKCHAIN COMPANY NOW

https://t.co/KgvjyU4VsF

#ChannelConvergence

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

The next hot browser ("meowser") will be LitFeline coming late 2019 with spacetime continuum speeds and time travel. #watchoutchrome #watchoutfirefox #newbrowserintown #telecomcat https://t.co/QOuc3mgNBh

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Firefox aims to win back Chrome users with its souped up Quantum browser https://t.co/xLjKRHL8Lf by @bheater

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

"The one ring to rule them all...#UCaaS!" Get it?

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

"Make your call center the lord of the rings with hosted VoIP!" Get it?

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

How come no one from the #hostedVoIP world has jumped on the "lord of the rings" joke train yet? #LOTR

[The Telecom Cat @telecom_cat]

Someone else is asking the B batteries question! https://t.co/VZw3Ahpccb @channelsmart #questions @ComedyCentral