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@TUPPER_WEREWOLF I’ve got plenty of shite auld patter for sale, £20?

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@TUPPER_WEREWOLF It kind of makes me happy

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@DaftLimmy But when you look at me like it’s my fault
I feel like gouging out your eyeballs???

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@TUPPER_WEREWOLF Adverts are fuckin hilarious!!! They’re like surrealist manifestos from the 60s!!
“HAVE YOU RUB-A-DUB 3 MEN-IN-TUB??? THEN BUY CRUNCHYNUT CORNED FLAKED BEEF SLICES”

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@TUPPER_WEREWOLF Is that Scodland?

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@TUPPER_WEREWOLF I’m behind this venture!

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@TUPPER_WEREWOLF A hot coffin for everyone over 45!

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@JimShagadance @TUPPER_WEREWOLF MmmmmmMMMMM!!!!!!

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@Travel_Lodge could I have more toilet roll to room 304 please?

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@Bluearoo This was very special! Xxx

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@TUPPER_WEREWOLF Low Sodium Diets?

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@joemcalinden Bread (Sauce)

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@joemcalinden The Christmas Present

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@joemcalinden Kylie MinEggnog when produced by Mike Stocking, Nativity Aitken & Sleet Waterman?

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@FoodBastard What's your thoughts on White Pepper or "Scotlands Pepper", as its known.

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"well I fell in love with a Galway girl" #toryoke

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"I don wanna dance, dance with you baby no more. Never something to hurt you, no. Oh but the feeling is bad" #ToryPartyGames

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#toryoke

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@edintravel @Edxmas Hi, any idea when King Stables Road will be open again?