Blake Jones

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@cumshotaddicts Holy shit! I can only imagine the taste and smell. Like cum for water! I hope one of his dude friends gets a chance to swallow that beloved juice someday!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@dyegoferrazonly You both are the reigning cum shower champions of the world!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@zeila74 hi

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@gaysgozando1 Damn....what a gorgeous shooter! I be his cum tasted delicious!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@DOGE Is there going to be a website form or mechanism whereby we can report fraud/abuse/waste from Government Contractors like LeidosInc?

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

Hello, @BaltimoreOEM
Does the situation on N Charles Street have anything to do w/ @comcast & @Xfinity being OOS for Internet connectivity???

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

NOT a single one of them have returned my messages even though 3 of the Recruiters accepted my LinkedIn connection requests.

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

Hey, @GuyDealership; just wanted to let you know that I am happy to report voluntary surrender & repossession of my 2018 Suburu Outback to @CapitalOne due to the fact that I have reached out to 3 of their Recruiters and 2 of their HR Personnel about job opportunities.

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@GuyDealership Further regulate the insurance carriers to not gouge the hell outta’ everyone.

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@twunk_bubbs Would bite & lick too!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@ZinkPup Well, damn...would love to come flood your hole. Baltimore County here......

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@Aumphreak4 I volunteer as tribute!!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

#TeamWashingtonCOMMANDERS

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@nimrodfkk Has any guy ever been able to swallow & guzzle your entire load?

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

Hey, @Starbucks ...for over 3 weeks now, your app has said my local store is out of Mocha Sauce. 1700 E Joppa Rd. Surely your system cannot be that fucktarded stupid??? I am about to switch to @dunkindonuts!!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@BarackObama Amen!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

Hey, @GordonRamsay!
You may want to check out your Baltimore joint at Horseshoe. Over 30 min for fries is unacceptable!! #shippedfromidahowhenordered #sadspud #OMG

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

Hey, @Experian, @Experian_US, & @experianhelp_us; so....you fucktarded asshats will not refund my money?? That's OK; I've already filed a complaint with the BBB; and I'll be contacting my bank to report the charges on my card as fraudulent!!!!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

@SouthwestAir Why can your baggage claim folks out of BWI NOT call me back? I am going to blow up their vm box til they call me back!

[Blake Jones @teletekkie]

Snow starting to fall in Mystic!! #NBCCT