Terry James

Teacher, musician

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"i spent a ghastly couple of hours trying to find the tin opener, when Kate finally reminded me that we'd furloughed him."

#bbcbreakfast

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@wallisi @ThatsSoVillage not least of which is the name, Trebilcock

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@ClassicAdvertz boom, boom, boom, boom.......

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@archivetvmus71 unfortunately, this shows how terribly dated this humour has become.

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@PolitlcsUK He can now officially be addressed as "your lowness"

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Bell goes off in Alison Hammond's house

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@GreggAWallace and not weird at all.

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#GBBO
IT'S NOT FUNNY

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@strutterhead @AccidentalP I think he probably took his trousers down.

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@justin_bebier @AccidentalP I think he probably took his trousers down in front of somebody.

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#bbcgolf
why are these commentators so pro Rory, and why do they assume we feel the same way?

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@trussliz @TheSun you put the 'sun' in Scunthorpe. or words to that effect.

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#Eurovision
fuck sake, it's PJ and Jedward.

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@archivetvmus71 Man Alive on BBC2 at 8pm. 'Gale is Dead'. Powerful documentary about the death of a young drug addict. This would be relevant if shown again today.

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@trussliz @bankofengland give me a secret sign that you have read the comments by continuing to act like a mad woman.

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#PlayingNice
I think social services would be involved by now

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@DennisREmmitt @BGatesIsaPyscho yes, this was a massive mistake by nasa. there is literally no explanation for this, and it proves the conspiracy theory once and for all.

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@footprintsfh @littleo76981242 @Gabapentigram @mygibbo there y'go, little old me, you and Joanne can run away together and have loads of little white babies.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 "gotten"

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@ChinnyHonk Legally, him and Alison Hammond have to be on at least 3 shit television programmes every week.