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I went to my friend’s mom’s funeral this week. There were hundreds of people there. When I went up to console my friend, she was crying her eyes out and wasn’t able to speak to anyone. All I could think was, I could never be around this many people and not be networking

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Poetry is actually so awful it’s so funny when people post their favorite poems and it’s just the most dramatic unintelligible nonsense

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Whenever we see a picture of a text message exchange and the contact says “mom”, we don’t think of that lady as just a stranger. We think of her as a mother, and that’s so cool. Moms are the best

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@stayhotpod @TheoAshNFL 1/32 stayhot fans are jumping for joy rn

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I installed an ejector seat in my front passenger seat just in case someone tries to play lil peep on aux

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Maybe we should hire drug addicts to work at the recycling plants for increased efficiency. But they wouldn’t do so well with the plastics I guess

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@yeaitsabe Almost certainly not

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@yeaitsabe Yes I am mostly alive

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@jpegmafia what the hip hop hell is this is cool, but I think I prefer the unmixed leaked version, with all the distortion and clipping. I think it really glued it all together. Will you put it on streaming please????

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@TheoAshNFL Where would you rank alontae taylor among all slot corners

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People I hate are always like “you know if you use yogurt in that instead, it’ll taste just as good and it’s way healthier.” I don’t want yogurt milkshake leave me alone

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I’m gonna do it all by myself

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In an effort to cut down on my processed food consumption, my mother will no longer be pre-chewing my food for me

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I love jpegmafias music

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I’m so pumped for goggles new AI assistant, Gemini! It’s going to be so different and totally change the way I use the internet

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Maybe the titanic would’ve been fine if it was styrofoam. In my experience it ALWAYS floats

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Pickleball way too hard. I can’t get across the court fast enough

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So I’m assuming Spotify is raising their prices for the second time this year in an attempt to fairly pay their artists right? RIGHT??

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@its_bilo @thicklips3022 @aquariusxmars No kind of AirPods are good enough to tell the difference. The difference is way too small.