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People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. he/him

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@AthleticBrewing

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@kibblesmith Not a thing that can/should be enforced, just don’t expect anyone to take your complaints seriously if you don’t vote

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@kibblesmith I mean it’s fine not to vote but you’re not allowed to complain about the results if you don’t

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@joshgondelman Reminds me of Henry Fielding’s pen names

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@crevicedwelling Uncharismatic minifauna deserve love and happiness too

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@LindaSurovich Wyoming Walkoff

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@KrangTNelson @dennisbhooper Thank God I’m Furry

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@anapplebright Hilarious as all of those are things one does NOT need to be in a gym to do

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@HeavenlyGrandpa I believe this is the plot of Dune

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@RobDenBleyker @HeavenlyGrandpa @ThatKevinSmith Happy to be informed in the lore, thx (love C+H btw)

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@ThomasAwful Cantfishing

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@allahliker For some reason this list of things we used to make led me directly to watch the MTV Snot Logo ad

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@annamerlan I think they may have you confused with Merlin?

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@LEBassett This Friday comes before Next Friday, this isn’t hard people

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@daniel_m_lavery Would you say you’re on a Clone High clone high?

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@daveweigel You’re saying it’s a Dixville Notch in her belt?

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@edzitron Wish I could find the tweet but someone was like ‘At least if you wanted to call William Randolph Hearst a little bitch you couldn’t do it IN his newspaper (you had to make Citizen Kane instead)’

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@Brocklesnitch Julia ‘Turn’ Stiles

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@normcharlatan Here for the #2 time, DMB!