Leonardo91

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius

[Tazmania ∴ @Tazmania_ct]

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[🄿🄴🄿🄴🄶🄾🄼🄴🅉 @themaverikgom]

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[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Concealed carry: There never gunna know -

[Gerald markel @MarkelGerald]

Weil es immer noch so viele meiner Leser nicht glauben können
Es ist Realität
Sie wollen den Letzten Grossen Krieg gegen Russland

Sie wollen weil Sie allen Ernstes glauben Sie können den Krieg gewinnen
Sie denken man kann die Ukrainer auf Dauer einsetzen wie Rom seinerzeit die germanischen Söldner eingesetzt hat die Kriege zu kämpfen die das dekadent gewordene Rom nicht mehr führen konnte
Sie sind blind in Ihrer Russophobiepsychose und verzweifelt weil das ökonomische Kartenhaus Europa an allen Ecken schon brennt, weil das Finanzcasino die Kredite zurückfordert und die Sozialsysteme unfinanzierbar geworden sind

Krieg gegen Russland, die Erschliessung und Ausbeutung der grössten Rohstoffvorräte des Globus, die Zerschlagung des größten Landes der Erde - das ist der Traum

Und Sie können nicht glauben, dass Russland tatsächlich seine Atombomben zündet bevor es untergeht, Sie glauben fest daran, dass dies undenkbar ist

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Es sind Wahnsinnige
Wir Europa werden von Wahnsinnigen in den Untergang geführt

Achja - und bevor jemand fragt - dieser Mann, dieser Russophobiepsychotiker wäre um ein Haar der deutsche Armeeminister geworden
Der ist kein Einzelfall - hört den anderen zu - Sie sind alle wahnsinnig - es ist wieder soweit...
GM

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Starting in 1820, around 20,000 Black people voluntarily departed from America to establish the country of Liberia in West Africa.

It was supposed to be a democratic utopia for and by Blacks.

This is Liberia 179 years after its founding:

[Rina Lu🇷🇺 @rinalu_]

Ukraine tries really hard to pretend it's ancient. And the Western media plays along like it's totally normal. Kievan Rus? Obviously Ukrainian. The Cossacks? Ukrainian. The Orthodox Church? Also Ukrainian, apparently. At this point, if they could claim the dinosaurs, they would.

But if you actually go to the archives – the real ones, not the Wikipedia summary backed by the CIA – the story looks very different. Modern Ukrainian identity has a mom, a dad, and a whole extended family of geopolitical interests behind it. And they left receipts. Actual financial records, diplomatic correspondence, military diaries, and constitutional documents. The kind of stuff that doesn't care about your feelings.

So let's talk about where Ukrainian national identity actually comes from. Because the real story is way more interesting than what you've been told. 🧵

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[Women Being Awful @WomenBeingAwful]

To find out the woman you love is dying and is a horrible person around the same time has got to be wild

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Every corporate female HR explained:

[Mojave Art Club @MojaveArtClub]

This has been Russia's real goal and strategy the entire time. They are well aware what the NATO plan WAS GOING TO BE and still basically is.

NATO wanted Russia to either rapidly conquer a good chunk of Ukraine early and quickly. The entire plan was to fund instead a guerilla insurgency war with Budanov and Azov goons being the latest Gladio Spook Boys.

Pretty much all NATO messaging can be summed up as trying get Russia to do that, or freeze the conflict so they can initiate the only backup plan they had in case sanctions failed. Having to actually fund and manage an entire real war is a financial and logistical nightmare.

There is also a point at which Ukraine is physically out of warm bodies and the population so depleted that an insurgency is really just not on the table. Once the Hoholistan is just pensioners and insta-thots, there really IS no insurgency army. You might think they'd recruit various Euroids to fight but really, any Europeans excited for this conflict are long dead now.

Also every day this conflict burns it strains the EU's depleted resources, its fractured legitimacy and the public in the EU suffers economically. Combine this with the failure of sanctions and Trumps new forever war in the Persian Gulf? Russia can just turtle this conflict.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has an IQ of 62.

62.

He is genetically pre-disposed to exist in a society without the wheel, written language, or even a basic agricultural system. And you expect him to act like a normal person in our society? Are you retarded?

It’s unfair to expect my client to not act like a startled monkey who just had feces thrown at him after he was asked to leave the tent 15 times. Yes, of course he killed Mr. Metcalf, but come on. Isn’t having an IQ that low enough of a life sentence for my client?

The defense rests, your honor”

[Manu Saenz💛💛 @ManuSaenzVolvio]

Prefiero tener gatos!
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[Infinite Dejan 🔁 🇷🇸 @3days2Kiev]

Expansion has nothing to do with it. Germans did the same way more often (and tried to genocide them along the way) yet none of these nations harbor even 1% of hatred for Germany than they have for Russia.

The difference is that due to their slavic inferiority complex, they consider Germans and western Europe as a superior civilization, so being conquered and even slaughtered by them is not a big deal, not a big offense.

But due to this complex they've come to see everything eastern, orthodox and genuinely Slavic as backwards, inferior, subhuman. So when the supposed backwards inferior Eastern Slavic Russia conquers them, it's a major slight to their worldview, to their national consciousness. Cuz now youre being ruled by inferior people, not those übermensch Germans you aspire to be. And that creates GENERATIONAL, GENOCIDAL hatred that will for centuries. The worst thing you can do to a western/catholic Slav is remove German heel from his face.

Same thing with Finland really. They've been nothing but cumbuckets and Canon fodder for centuries under Sweden. Their first true autonomy and dignity came under Russia. But that doesn't matter. Swedes are master race, they bring civilization, Ruskis are Mongolian orcs. So we're mad they ruled us.

[Micaela @MicaDeJota]

Cuando me toca poner el año de nacimiento

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

I just found out that my aunt, a lifelong Republican, voted for a Democrat in California.

This never would have happened if she were still alive.

[Leonardo91 @teo9120]

@DOGDEGA Puee ser un truco.
Sabe que la guerra está perdida y finge su muerte para escapar de los rusos.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Quotes From British Military Annual Personnel Reports.

1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

2. I would not breed from this Officer.

3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.

5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.

6. When she opens her mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2 man submarine.

8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

10. Technically sound, but socially impossible.

11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.

12. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

17. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.

20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.

21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.

22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

26. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.

30. A room temperature IQ.

31. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

32. A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.

34. He has been working with glue too long.

35. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.

37. If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.

38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.

39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.

40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

41. He's so dense, light bends around him.

42. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

44. Takes him 1.1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

45. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is long gone.

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[Math Files @Math_files]

A mathematics professor once discovered that the sink in his kitchen had broken. He called a plumber, who arrived the next day, tightened a few fittings, and quickly fixed the problem.

The professor was pleased—until he saw the bill.

“This is a third of my monthly salary!” he exclaimed.

Still, he paid it. As the plumber was leaving, he said, “I understand your situation. Why not join our company? You could earn much more than you do now. Just one thing—when you apply, say you only finished elementary school. They prefer that.”

The professor, intrigued, followed the advice. To his surprise, he was hired. The work was simple—occasional repairs, tightening pipes—and his income improved dramatically.

Some time later, the company introduced a new rule: all employees had to attend evening classes to complete basic schooling. The professor had no choice but to attend.

On the first day, the subject was mathematics. The instructor asked a student to write the formula for the area of a circle on the board. The professor was chosen.

He walked up confidently—but then hesitated. He couldn’t recall the formula.

Determined, he began deriving it from scratch. The board quickly filled with integrals, derivatives, and complex expressions. After several minutes of work, he arrived at a result:

−πr²

Unsatisfied with the negative sign, he tried again. And again. Each time, the same result appeared.

Frustrated, he turned to the class. Behind him, the other plumbers were whispering to one another:

“Switch the limits of the integral.”