Frank Zappa is the man. When Larry King asked him why he doesn't drive he said he refuses to go to the DMV ever again 😂😂😂
LARRY: "You've not driven a car in 20 years?"
FRANK: "I refuse to ever in life stand in life at the DMV in California again."
LARRY: "Based on the fact that it might take an hour or two of your life you decided not to drive?"
FRANK: "Try four hours of my life."
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know…
It has not “peeked” your interest.
Nor has it “peaked” your interest.
…It has piqued your interest.
You are not “phased” by something.
You are fazed by it.
If you’ve had a long day, you are weary.
If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary.
It is “due course”, not “do course”.
“Per se”, not “per say”.
And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost.
Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping.
This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙
@DeadlessHick Pictured: a roast (not and English exclusive). and a sad enchilada, maybe? with shit lighting. You can not taste either. To be fair if some old lady in New Mexico offers the right and the pomp in England offers the left... I go right. and I win so hard every time.