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twix salad

[joe blazy🦷 @tepiphanyle]

BRUH my sister begged me to put together some pho for her even tho i told her i don’t know how so i did it anyway..................................... turns out i just boiled dirty pot water with meat and she ate the whole thing and didn’t say SHIT

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me looking at myself on video call while the other person is talking

[bongo @bongoism]

everything is happening but i lowkey have bigger fish to fry

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

suicidal ideation is crazy cause why am i eating a breakfast english muffin and thinking about blowing my shit smoove off. like nothing bad is even happening

[ania 🪽 @themoonsfave]

THE MOON IS HUGE AND PINK RN

[a @al4shba]

Bro what is my moms problem

[M @girlpov]

when someone asks me to go out and i say yes without thinking about my crippling savings account because time is meant to be wasted with friends and money is meant to be spent and the world is meant to be experienced and life is meant to be lived

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good

[Gyal dem sugarcane @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍 🧚🏻‍♀️ @subpargarbage]

finally back from the drs with my diagnosis

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The best straight relationships are:

- Man who constantly gets gay allegations
- Woman who 300 years ago would have been accused of being a witch

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw

[Ara @lefilmara]

cause they say its a virtue to not let good love slip away

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

[Angel @Theeunknowwn]

Ppl talking about "it's not clocking to u" but no one is talking about "Clearly u're here for an alternate agenda why would u wanna be here to provoke me like this?" or "this isn't love this is weird" or "go and have a good night somewhere else" or "no fking sir no way no how"

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

You’re not gonna be allowed to attend a sporting event if you’re vocally against genocide lmaooo America is really Israel’s bitch

[andrés @andresmiguer]

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want