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terra da saudade

[Grimmjow’s Hollow Hole @yamsnmac]

@beautyx3 But like she couldn’t just give sis a heads up in the kitchen or something instead of poison ?

[🐟🇪🇺Charlotte * Remainer #RejointheEU💙 #fBPE @Charlyf_81]

Seriously who did this Brilliant! 👏🇪🇺 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

joining the war on drugs but on the side of the drugs

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

Yup

[$hiv @Shiv0265]

Mathematics be like :
log(😅) =💧log(😄)

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

every day that passes I can’t stop think about how accurate this is 😭

[frank reynolds @ConorMcKennaa]

Just heard about someone failing their driving test cause they asked the examiner “am I alright your side?” Hahahhahahahahahahah

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

2 years ago I was trying to ghost this guy and tomorrow he’s going on my family vacation with me and I’m still trying to figure out how he did that

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Tomorrow is the 100 year anniversary of the discovery of insulin.

In 1921, insulin’s discoverers sold its patent for $1 so insulin would be affordable to all.

Today, a single vial of insulin that lasts me about a week is priced at $300+, only in the United States.

[the alex jonestown massacre @deadinsidegurl]

“well my grandparents never wore sunscreen when they were young and they’re fine!” bestie your grandparents had an ozone layer

[Karl Mooney @KarllMooney]

My sister used to work in the Tesco garage and one night a fella in a balaclava came in put a knife up to her neck and she couldn’t open the till and he was screaming at her to open it and she was like will u wait I can’t open it and he said ‘oh sorry love’ hahahaha

[Cowboy Crower 🐝 @Trealer_]

@1DJFirstClass Lol

[chelz @chelseamealo]

The setup 🤔 The shot 🌼

[Philip J. Ellis (he/him) @Philip_Ellis]

Nobody:

The movie detective’s dead wife in a home video: https://t.co/jbte0FZaU1