Tera Kunkel

five feet and two inches of sweetness.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

Can we all agree there’s no need for 3 straight minutes of “typing…” when responding to something. God forbid you stop, then start again.

Just throw in an Enter. Save the rest of us from an unnecessary anxiety attack.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

Anyone who says “quintessential” should have to explain it without using their hands or have just gotten bangs.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

@chrisrandel @CrispGreen1 @sweetgreen The irony of it all was that was a “free” salad from the last few being so messed up 😂😂

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

Another day, another messed up @CrispGreen1 salad. We are 1 for 8 on accuracy, might be time to switch to @sweetgreen.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

Name a streaming service worse than @BallySports, I’ll wait. Absolute dumpster fire of a user experience.

MN sports deserve better.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

@thequesomama Just opened a new queso and it was moldy… doesn’t expire until June. 🥴

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

@mitchjk21 @mitchjk21 😒

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

Name something harder than getting your order fixed by @Postmates.
#GO

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

A few days late, but 2019 was a pretty big year for me... I now enjoy onions.

Can’t wait to see what 2020 brings.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

It’s not ironic that the douche wads throwing a football the full length of the pool and splashing everyone, also have the asshole dogs. #awareness #zero

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

“Lift and peel” foil seals are a true test of brute strength and manicure quality. 💪🏼💅🏼

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

“.... well I mean, we are gonna be at a place soon where drones can carry people...” - Deep thoughts by Jack Lund

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

Biggest pet peeve. @LadyFootLocker

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

Well @netflix is being extra needy tonight. YES, I’M STILL HERE.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

PSA to those who wear their keys outside of their pants. We get it... you have keys to something, but the jingling and clanking is just not necessary.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

“Oooh Santa Monica is a little chillier than Venice...” douchiest thing I’ll say today.

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

Overheard in Venice :

“lunch? Let’s check this place out”

“do you think they have lettuce?”

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

“But....what are we doing with the microfiche? And why the tiny fish?”

“What’s a macrofiche?”

“Whale”

😂

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

My neighborhood has been infiltrated with Hawaiian shirts. Thanks @jimmybuffett

[Tera Kunkel @terakunkel]

“How old is she?”
“How old am I?”
“Umm how old am i?”

“Ah, She’s turning 31”

#oldAF