“What’s for lunch?”
“A slice of ham, a roast potato, cranberry sauce, a small heap of couscous, coleslaw, a slice of cheese, a slice of a different cheese, some stuffing, half a tomato, and one bowl containing a tiny bit of trifle on top of the last bit of Christmas pudding.”
BREAKING: Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and we’re still at square one.