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The Shai-Hulud Savant. Shelved more pingers (Mesalazine) than you’ve had hot dinners.

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@AkaPaulHoward I got one of these for Christmas for my wife. We have since separated. 😂

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@BritsFrbrtis @CelticFC

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@JMrangers72 @CelticFC

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@robertflorence @ETimsNet Heids are gaunny Rohl.

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Think Danny Röhl’s wig could be on a shoogly heid.

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The lemon is fine, but I’m not buying something that’s just fine too often. The raspberry is insanely sweet and can’t quench your thirst. Peach is peak, mango a close second.

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I’m not really into mangoes. Too sweet, slightly weird taste, hit and miss on firmness, annoying to dissect.

I’m a fan of Lipton peach iced tea. No peach in the shop today, and I’ve never tried the mango variant, so hit a dig. Ooft. Really decent, will buy again.

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Moving out of my marital home tomorrow. She had an affair, is leaving me for the other person. Or rather, I’m having to leave. Lol

So now I’m an incel again, thought I’d come on the incel app to say that Grime II is ace. I think I’m enjoying it more than Hollow Knight Silksong.

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@PeakWorld9 @oscarswillis My wife’s leaving me for a woman at her gym and we’re just figuring out how to twll our son. I viscerally felt this comment.

Like, Deontay, your child might hear this at some point. Please be more low key.

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Certified banger and comfortably the best thing I’ve seen this week. That means this song is better than the original The Taking of Pelham 123. And I LOVE the original The Taking of Pelham 123.

I’ve put my Scotland top on. I’m a wee guy at heart.

https://t.co/dfiZT1BlW3

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I full and well know that The Apprentice has been a terrible thing for the world, so I hate myself for enjoying it. But man, I really do enjoy it.

Favourite candidate this year is Karishma, she seems like good craic and doesn’t hold back.

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While I’m here, fuck Trump and his fascist America. I used to visit America every year. I’m not going back until these cunts are 🙃

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I don’t even lurk here any more, because Musk has made this a shite experience. Fucked it right into the bin.

But I’m un-notlurking to say that Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom is an amazing Metroidvania for fans of the genre. Starts out like a kid’s game. Stick with it.

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@TamseIIicsonIII It’s fuckin’ stinking isn’t it?

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Watched the Dune films again. Chalomet really does amazing work in those films. Love the source material so much, don’t think you’re going to get it represented on screen any better than that.

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@ColHal77 @Jonflamingo @90sfootball He the specific player I’d think of if somebody said “Middlesbrough”, FFS!

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@mrkermode @IANdrewDiceClay Eek, mo wonder she doesn’t look pleased to be there, especially after Gene’s recent comments about Ace’s death being his own fault.

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Quentin Tarantino is a gimmick director and a massive turd. If I was Paul Dano, I’d wear this quote like a badge of honour, because Tarantino’s opinion is worth negative dick. Once Upon a Time bored me so much I turned it off. And I find something to love in most crap films.

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Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"

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@SteveGolf18_72 @screenrotpod Insane breath control.

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“Those whose only vocation in life is to be anti-establishment” is a wild thing for professional son Ross Desmond to say about our own fans.