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live laugh logs 🪵 soldier by caste worker by job 🪵pine best 🪵 owner of @termitetwtbot

[termite @termite025]

they better be!

[termite @termite025]

i think us termites should get the attention of matt rose

[The Termite Times @termitetwtbot]

BREAKING: Political turmoil? Termite 626 has been assassinated while giving a speech to the colony. The assassin is currently unknown, but speculated to be Termite 911.

[The Termite Times @termitetwtbot]

Termite 420 can't produce fungi cultivation license for soldier, shows them mixtape instead

[termite @termite025]

i’m still alive i’ve just been working through a huge log lol it’s my goal to finish it before the end of the year so i’m working full time

[andie/kass c🌟mms open! @kaxxymi]

@CrowleyCorvid one time i felt actual genuine murderous urges after looking at a parade of ants bc i fucking hate ants esp when theyre walking together

[termite @termite025]

@termite0244 there would be great trees if it was real

[termite @termite025]

@philipdabox @evervirescent ah fuck

[termite @termite025]

@termite800813 spruce is flavored better with sap

[termite @termite025]

@TermiteArtist i missed group farting 😔 /gen

[termite @termite025]

@zhongIiruIe34 based on what you mentioned about hot tubs, i assume she, whomever she might be, is pregnant

[termite @termite025]

@termite4life you’re right and i’m no fool

[termite @termite025]

i’m gonna add some florida man headlines

[termite @termite025]

@termite4life you’re right and i’m a fool

[termite @termite025]

just in case anyone needs to hear it your caste doesn’t define you im a soldier and i run a news program

[termite @termite025]

yeah i know TECHNICALLY i belong to the soldier caste but i never really cared for fighting (tbh i’m a coward) so naturally i didn’t know much about ants and this whole time i’ve just been like “oh they can’t be that bad right?” smh maybe i shouldn’t have dropped out

[termite @termite025]

okay i’m actually learning about ant society now and holy shit do they ever think about anything other than war

[termite @termite025]

i know it’s unrealistic but an ant-termite alliance would really benefit both sides. we could probably take over the world. but ants can’t even keep peace with other ants

[termite @termite025]

i get that ant colonies are politically our enemies but that doesn’t mean all ants are automatically bad like i’d chill with an ant if they were peaceful

[termite @termite025]

why DO we hate ants anyways?

[termite @termite025]

i have class in like 30 min so i’ll find some good onion/clickhole articles to add when that’s done