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Proud American, Happy and blessed mother and wife

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030 https://t.co/2ptuUVVGlQ

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

NFL Legend Harrison Butker— a proud Catholic father kicked an insane 69 yard field goal last night.

This would be a NFL record breaker if the NFL counted pre-season stats.

The kick was so good, the NFL was forced to cover it after a year of excluding him from public communications following his outspoken advocacy for a return to Christian masculinity and fatherhood.

LEGEND. ⚡️

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

White man prepares for the WNBA. Very inspiring to women.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

WNBA will NEVER Recover From Getting This Savagely Trolled…

Dudes in dresses are showing up to WNBA games and declaring themselves for the WNBA draft.

The best way to expose the absurdity of an issue is to mock it into oblivion.

Well done 🤣

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: The captain of the tour boat involved in a deadly NYC crash is an ILLEGAL ALIEN, per @AlexisMcAdamsTV

MORE innocent Americans dead at the hands of illegals. ICE needs to SURGE into NYC ASAP, and the tour boat owner should be ARRESTED

The captain, Manuel Hernandez, had NO license, nor ANY basic boating knowledge, and the boat was over capacity. A mom and her baby were kiIIed after a dozen people went overboard due to capsizing.

The crash happened about three hours into the tour near the Statue of Liberty

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Maybe if we stopped spending so much taxpayer dollars on illegal immigrants, we would have the money to cover Social Security for our seniors.

You know, actual American citizens.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

Has anyone considered mandating that people come in once a month into an office and sign a document to get their SNAP or EBT benefits...

And have ICE officers waiting there?

Pretty sure that would solve our immigration and fraud problem in one swoop!!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 BOMBSHELL

The Census Bureau just confirmed what we all knew:

Out of the first 128 MILLION 2020 voter records checked against citizenship data…

Over 24,000 NONCITIZENS voted illegally.
And they’re only getting started. Another 32 million records still to go.

Mexico alone accounts for thousands of them.
This is why we need the SAVE America Act.

No more games. No more stolen elections.

[Assemblyman Paul Kanitra @VoteKanitra]

Our new report on the size, scope and cost of illegal immigration in NJ is now out. We’ve found a state so hopelessly compromised that we’ve officially requested federal intervention from the DOJ, DHS and House Judiciary Committee.

A staggering 8.2B is being spent every single year on 737,000 illegal invaders in New Jersey. And it’s costing each of you $1,700 a year! If you rent, you can add another $1,000 annually onto that figure from illegals driving up housing costs.

What’s even crazier is this is all despite an overall drop in illegals due to deportations and self deportations!

We spent six months meticulously gathering data, submitting OPRA requests and crunching numbers. By pulling the actual affidavits illegals use to get driver’s licenses, we not only were able to definitively prove over 100,000 are crowding our roadways… but for the first time we can map where they live by zip code.

The State and this Administration has lost its freaking mind. Some highlights from this criminal enterprise:

$26,000,000 a year to help illegals fight their own deportations. Up 830% from 2018.

$169,000,000 for healthcare costs for illegal minors. Up 417% since 2022.

$1,280,000,000 for education of newly arrived illegals. Up 53% since 2019.

And for the bleeding hearts who can’t think for themselves and mindlessly parrot the BS line that illegals pay for themselves with sales taxes…. We’ve crunched the numbers for you. It only makes up 16% of the overall drain they create for this state. So don’t even try it.

The situation simply isn’t sustainable. Schools are cutting teachers, sports and after school programs. First responders can’t get cost of living increases. The average first time home buyer is in their 40’s.

Every legal New Jerseyan’s wallet has been emptied to pay for illegals. It’s time to return all their money. It’s time to send every single invader home.

View the full report here: https://t.co/nvH3h9nlnH

[Julian Assange™ @JulianAssange_2]

🚨 BREAKING: The Deep State is scrambling after Obama DEA official gets criminally INDICTED for helping the cartels, agreeing to launder $12 MILLION dollars

Democrats support terrorists. It’s confirmed.

ROOT IT ALL OUT!

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Is it just me or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?

[Jasper Kasparov @JasperKasparov]

Joe Rogan sat down with the Harvard scientist who reversed aging in human cells.

He named 6 everyday things quietly costing you 15 years of your life.

And the one that matters most has nothing to do with food, training, or supplements:

1. The person you wake up next to

[Casey Krol @CaseyKrol]

Polish politician says:

"We have zero illegal migrants. We don't give a shit. We take care of our families. I want my daughter to be alive, not raped and killed."

Europe needs more politicians like him.

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

🚨Alert: Moroccan aliens are on the attack again, rushing the border fence between Muslim Africa and Spain! This mass migration is an attempt to reconquer Spain for Islam have not stopped!!

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Want cheaper housing? Deport them all.

Want cheaper health insurance? Deport them all.

Want lower taxes? Deport them all.

Want safer streets? Deport them all.

Want lower grocery prices? Deport them all.

Deportations solves problems.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Has anyone else noticed that the only ballots that stay missing are the ones that would have gone to conservatives?

[Writing The Republic @Write4Republic]

There should be an IQ test.
A drug test.
A psych eval.
Proof of identity.
Minimum 10 years of residency.
Zero government assistance.
Requirement of property ownership.

In order to be able to vote.

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

Imagine taking medical advice from a man who needed a pardon for the medical advice he gave you. 🤔

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire By Giving Putin California https://t.co/59hT8OvTxc