tim 🇵🇸

now im gonna freak out ..

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

as a new bidet owner and user it is genuinely amazing how much more effective it is to just blast your asshole with water #CleanAssholeClub

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

this is what we’ve all been waiting for

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Though he participated in a noise jam at an Athens vintage market in 2023, Deerhunter and Atlas Sound’s Bradford Cox has stayed out of the public eye this decade. Today, Cox debuted all new material in a set at Making Time ∞ – his first show in seven years.

[📹: @scottgum]

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

one of the funniest images to come out of this whole dumb decade

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

oh yeah there’s no more oil

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

the goat does it again

[mhud @mhudgg]

@dankykushnugs @intellegint

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

@geIphieforever @hobos444 Patty Waters

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

open the schools man

[Gabriel Garrett @GabGarrett]

kinda sleazy editing imo. she looks like she’s unsteadily shaking her head which gives an uncanny effect and makes her look insane, but you can see near the end of the clip it’s because she’s shaking her baby with her foot to soothe him/her out of frame

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Every article from The Free Press is like “Hasan Piker Says He ‘Has Hopes’ For ‘Rape City’” and you read the article and it’s like “Hasan Piker recently said he hopes Israel will close Rape City, the area they’ve created where they somberly rape people for necessary reasons”

[divenire @divya_venn]

John Steinbeck’s teenage son fell in love and wrote to his father about it and this is what his father wrote back.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

I think you should start preparing for the possibility that the world isn’t going to end.

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

you're telling me the guy who wrote "my people were slaves before yours invented hip hop" and no-schooled his children into CPS Hell is a piece of shit rotten egg fucker??

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Say Anything’s Max Bemis has postponed a series of upcoming performances amid allegations that he sent inappropriate messages to underage fans
https://t.co/X4P7alT3J9

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

i hate that Dan lives right next to me

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

A perfect day in Los Angeles.

Put THAT on the news.

@CNN @FoxNews @nytimes

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

two sex pests

[michelle lh࿊࿊q @MichelleLhooq]

Reggie Watts and Marc Rebillet street busking about ketamine next to the Citibike dock on the Lower East Side lmao New York is healing

[BaldBoyDevinTTV @tom_on_here]

Double amputee Marine leaves American flag on the interstate

No hesitation. No waiting for someone else. Just a man with two prosthetic legs walking into the grass, putting it down, and treating it with the respect it deserves while traffic flies by.

This is America 🇺🇸🙏🏼

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

people have been clowning on this all week and I think it's fine. plus she's not gen z. and also who gives a fuck.

[mean girl @venusconjunct]

gen z mannerisms are really starting to piss me off omg

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

the way the Coloradan nouveau riche decorate their mansions has to be in my top 5 most hated aesthetics

[Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild]

A castle in Colorado with almost 6k sq ft on 40 acres for under $1 million never hurt anyone did it? That gives us enough extra budget to add a moat obviously.

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

greatest city in da world baby!!

[Hear in LA @hearinladotcom]

hear's the video of the motorcyclists
and the car chase SUV
on the 110 north in South Los Angeles
land that I love

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

remember how Isaac Brock raped a 15 year old and then moved to Astoria for a few years to lay low and then came back and no one mentioned it ever again? evil band and they also suck ass.

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

Modest Mouse guitarist Simon O'Connor accused of sending inappropriate messages to minor https://t.co/zACFj4fOKp

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

@mhudgg holy shit lol each clip is worse and worse. what a putrid fucker!

[tim 🇵🇸 @terrainisblank]

@justbrizigs Mississippi Masala is really good though