My Francophone girlfriend: "How many eggs?"
Me: Two's fine thanks
Grace: "Two?"
Me: Unless you think one egg's an Oeuf
*Aggressive foot steps approaching*
Car Companies: Texting while driving is worse than driving drunk! Don't text and drive! Limit any possible distractions while driving!
Also car companies: Hey so here's basically an iPad on your dash and Boeing 727 flight controls on your steering wheel
"The Krakatoa volcanic eruption in 1883 was so loud it ruptured eardrums of people 40 miles away, and travelled around the world four times!"
*Me about to accidentally drop the toilet seat down at 3am*
Bet.
@Mr_coolrunin Course, the demo just had like the same copy/pasted 7 zombie models, and nemisis leaving frame was like, the silliest spiderman animation ever. Too short a game and too few models in re2rm kinda killed it for me but still love the game.
Gf: "What do you even do in Animal Crossing?"
Me: *Trying not to say escape from the crushing weight of existance and relishing in the pipe dream of home ownership and loan repayment*
"haha idk u can fish n stuff lol"