Terrence Murphy Comedy

i tell jokes some sports | Gary, IN📍CT **opens twitter** let’s see what they mad about today 🐻⬇️

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

Lamar Jackson in the FIRST HALF:

🏆 12/14
🏆 255 passing yards
🏆 3 passing TDs
🏆 158.3 PERFECT passer rating

I love “QUARTERBACKY” is trending

@MonseBolanos sup?

[Julito McCullum aka LITO @IamJulito]

No MSG watch party outside the Garden during the biggest game of the year because a selfish weirdo chooses to want to make himself the center of attention during a moment where the vibes have been immaculate . Y’all president is really a weirdo.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

@halleberry

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LMAOO bio says “Former NY Jets scout”.. you just know this guy had his hand in the their failures 😭

[FIRST ROUND MOCK @firstroundmock]

People like to say Caleb Williams had 3,942 “passing yards” last season.

But…

It really was 1,787 passing yards and 2,155 yards of yardage picked up after the catch (PFF).

In other words, his teammates did more of the work than his right arm did.

Photo Credit: Getty Images

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

Wasn’t this the guy that said he was out on Caleb.. why are you touching him then 😂😂

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

On a day where one of his best friends made amends with one of his biggest fans, PCA plays the hero with the game winning hit in Wrigley Field. Incredible.

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

BEST MADDEN COMMERCIAL EVER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

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[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

@ChiBearsMuse ADD ME‼️

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No 1,000 yard receiving season or Pro Bowl between them but go off

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Packers now have extended two receivers this offseason:

🏈Jayden Reed: 3-years, $50.25M
🏈Christian Watson: 4-years, $110.5M

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

@SleeperWSH Does that say 7 games?! 😭

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@danorlovsky7

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

WE HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE‼️

[Just Another Year Chicago: Bears @JAYChi_Bears]

The Packers have $160.75M total between Reed & Watson with their new contracts.

In '25 combined they had
-54 rec
-818 yds
-7 TD

The #Bears have $33.6M between Odunze & Burden

In '25 combined had
-91 rec
-1,313 yds
-8 TD

And both still have 3 years left on rookie deals.

Love it

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

This so cold 🥶🥶

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

THE PACKERS JUST OVERPAID OMG 😳

Christian Watson just received a contract worth over $110 million

$27.6 million per year:
Zero Pro Bowls
Zero All-Pros
Zero seasons with over 620 yds
Zero seasons with over 7 TDs
Zero seasons with over 41 recs

I like him if he’s healthy but 👀

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

@WillHayes_24 She locking up EVERY SINGLE NYGiants Wide Receiver signed this week 😭😭

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

Has he had a 1,000 yard season yet or am I tripping?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

This is all I see when he talks.. Saban has to learn to adapt and have fun — old man energy 😭

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Legendary former Alabama football coach Nick Saban issues a stark warning on the devastating trajectory of college sports under current NIL rules.

"It's become an arms race, who spends the most has got the best chance to win.”

“But I think it's a race to the bottom because if you don't spend to win, you lose your fan base and you don't have any revenue."

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

She locking up EVERY single NY Giants WR signed this week 🔒

[Will @WillHayes_24]

I can’t even lie, her technique was there!! She was on his hip the whole time, the QB was just out there throwing dots🔥😂

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

@nickbomb_ This game is about to be a problem for me!! Well done 💪🏾

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@thescorechicago Fam how or why in the hell did you leave.. THE REAL ONES WERE LOCKED IN‼️🐻⬇️

[Terrence Murphy Comedy @terrencefunny]

This means we are DEFINITELY their Super Bowl.. you’re not fooling anybody 😭😭

[Cameron Ezeir @EzeirCameron]

Keisean Nixon on the #Packers-#Bears rivalry and what he expects entering this season.