bald head scallywag

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[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being yelled at. Idc if i'm right or wrong, just don't yell at me

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

ha!
(same)

[gabitha. @igabitha]

i’m noticing that my lack of socializing during my formative years and my introversion, has single handedly destroyed my ability to rizz anyone up and i am embarrassed at the lack of charm i am exuding as i explore dating. i need to take a dating for introverts master class.

[tatum @planetgraves]

(Genuinely confused) Yeah I think I got it

[gabitha. @igabitha]

it’s scary the way you can kill off the love you have for someone. you just continuously remind yourself of the reality of the situation. you internalize how unfairly you were treated (even unintentionally). you do the work & then one day, you feel nothing for them. not a thing.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i hate when i’m annoyed cuz everyone can just go to hell including me

[Jenni @hashjenni]

YOU CAN NOT MIX ALL YOUR FRIEND GROUPS

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

facebook is so ass what is the meta ai bs that keeps popping up

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

have yall ever been so nauseated to the point of being nauseated

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

Not all music is vinyl worthy. There’s no way you need a pressed Jason Derulo album.

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

the BELLL IN THE BACKGROUND IS SENDING ME

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

stg
“stick around for part 15”
im not listening bye

[🧚🏽‍♂️ @artmuva]

every time these lil story times come around i will never know what happened cause im not listening to allat

[✩ @bbbbrittny]

pls be careful for what you pray for bc it works!

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

coming back to twitter and seeing all these blue check promoted shits is pissing me off
show me the QUALITY stuff

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Looking back at it I should’ve neva pledged allegiance to shit at 8 in the morning

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

“this is gonna be my year!”

2024: girl fuck you

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

i realized my first tweet this year is about my meds lmaoooo oops
how have yall been

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

withdrawing from snris/ssris are no joke and im about to jump out my skin

[bald head scallywag @terribility_s]

if this man wyds me one more time i will combust