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[Critically Yours ! @Awaaz_nichey]

tujhe Chahta koi aur Hai , aur dabata koi or Hai @terriblydank

[Koushik Bose @KoushikBose14]

JON SNOW made me realise that even if you start from bottom,you'll find success & experience PLEASURE somewhere in the MIDDLE @terriblydank

[Koushik Bose @KoushikBose14]

Interviewer-Can u work efficiently under pressure?
Candidate-I can fart when I'm having loose motion
Interviewer-You're hired @terriblydank

[Shankar N @Supermanium]

*After offering Ferrero Rocher chocolates*

He- "Hey, Happy #WorldChocolateDay!"
She- "But I want your Mars bar!"

@terriblydank

[Rohan Bhanushali @ronbhanushali]

@terriblydank
My friend keeps on telling bad puns.But today he told a worst one
Itnii ChutiyaPunThi ! Hadd hi ho gayi

@terriblydank

[Koushik Bose @KoushikBose14]

Friend: How's your relationship so successful?
Me: I know great uses of my tongue, apart from speaking. @terriblydank

[अक्षत श्रीवास्तव @iamAkshat9211]

"Give me blood and I shall give you freedom "
Patriotism in women soared high after the historic speech. @terriblydank

[suraj powdel @pow_del]

@terriblydank

[Shri Shivam @TheAshesOfSoul]

@terriblydank She is always wet.

Mumbai is too humid.

[sourapratim1995@gmai @sourapratim1995]

His dad overheard him that he wanted a ride so he bought him a bike.
Little did he know that he was talking to his girlfriend.@terriblydank

[ninad jagdale @ndjagdale]

Roaming here and there for a search of a cab.
She finally found a fake taxi.
How pleased she was with her first 'RIDE'.
@terriblydank

[Sanchit Narula @sanchit_183]

@terriblydank "What is mahi doing alone in his room ?" , asked the mother .
"Mahi maar rha h" , replied the cricket fan sister :P

[Abhishek Walia @hasya_kalaakar]

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[Shail Mehta @RealShailMehta]

@terriblydank #DemFeels

[terriblydanktales @terriblydank]

@ishitbatra 😂😂😂

[Mukul @Mukul_K9]

@terriblydank welcome to Twitter 🙏🙏😇
Finally wait is over

[sourapratim1995@gmai @sourapratim1995]

Last
Girl:You don't love me.There is only lust.
Boy:Yes,I want you to be my last lust.
@terriblydank

[tanISHQ MAHAjan @tanishqdelreyy]

Both were discussing about the viral meme 'Nahi krna tha'.
In between she complained,
"Baby, condom use krna tha na"
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[Saurav Taragi @LifevsZindagi]

"Zuban pe laga...laga re namak ishq ka".

Gulzar Sahab decribed oral in the most poetic way. #Poetry @terriblydank

[S U H E I L @YoKai_420]

"Sasuke, you're as good as I expected" Sakura said lustfully.
"Oruchimaru.!?" he replied passionately.
@terriblydank