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Meaning - It's What Plants Crave

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I can werk dix, poosiez, & asses using nothing but my mind #telepathichandjobs

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Oh shit, somebody done gone n knocked all my tweets loose. RT me in exchange for #telepathichandjobs

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Put ur hands in the air if u tryna cultivate brain parasites so as to be less alone in ur own head 🙌

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Why is nothing absorbent enough to prevent me from all this dripping?

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I AM STARTING A CLUB, BUT YOU CAN ONLY JOIN IF U ARE CORRUGATED CARDBOARD

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What are the popular hashtags these days? I just want the cool kids to like me #FCBvAFC #vzunlimited #新生活にVisaデビット. #wednesdaywisdom

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#confused bc everything I see looks exactly like the inside of my eyeballs

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Ordered heelys in the mail. Not sure how I'm gonna get to places in the meantime

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@KylieJenner shows her nipples everyone freaks it, but I leak a close up of mine and can't even make the local tv?

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#thatawkwardmoment when you're trying to decide which bathroom stall is least popular, but they all turn out to have poop-filled toilets

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I've been thinking a lot, and I decided that my favorite thing about @SnoopDogg is that he's my biological uncle

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Dam I wish I had sum heelys u know? I could zoom around like an astro boy with 2 wheels on my heels

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Is one of the 23 flavors in @drpepper peppers? It makes me sick to see such soda ingredients. For shame, ladies and gentlemen. Such #flavors

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@GileadSciences IF YOU DUMB IDIOTS LOBBIED FOR CANNABIS LEGALIZATION YOU WOULD MAKE SO MUCH 🎻🏇💃🍦

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Whoever named the pinky finger should be exiled. What does that supposed to mean??? Like the color pink?? #ThingsISayPrettyOften

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CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE RATIONAL, LEVEL-HEADED DEBATE ABOUT TO TRANSPIRE BETWEEN TWO INTELLIGENT & PASSIONATE PEOPLE

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Use all the soap you want, your intestines will always smell like horrible stinky human shit #nosoap #woke

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I don't always wear a hat, but when I do, I always wear a hat

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@dariusrucker how exactly does one rock a wagon wheel? What's that mean? I'm so confused. And can you only rock southerly trains?