Terri Mitchell

persistent vegetative state

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

LinkedIn is a place where a bunch of people got a delete and replace upgrade for their entire worldview in 2020-2021, and have not updated to the current software, still using 2.0 CD-Roms to try to understand what's going on, you hate to see it

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

"I went down a rabbit hole" means you learned about a subject for 1 hour possibly 2

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@StephenKing ❤️

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@TheRoyalSerf @RazorFist This isn't peak woke it's just end stage girlbossing

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

Hope everyone is ready to hear about "perimenopause" nonstop for the next 20 years

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

@JebraFaushay What age appropriate thing should she wear while singing ELECTRIC YOUTH

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We are in the Benny Hill theme phase of AI

[Snøw @sn0wh1mb0]

Anyone else watching their workplace just slowly succumb to AI psychosis or is that just a me thing

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

@bswagspeare I still owe Blockbuster $90 in late fees

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

When did people start describing their behavior as "my brain" like it's a separate thing from them like it's a part that is malfunctioning

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

@LordotheNorth @shagbark_hick Their fear of leaving the house

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@Artemisfornow I thought it was a fun performance, great 80s throwback, what's not to like.

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

@MiriVinni Wait til the kids find out about Marcel Marceau

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

This girl was my pen pal for years in the 90s, I sent her so many drawings... met her in person in Denver for MichaelFest97 (ha) when we were teenagers & we ran around all night in the hotel & stole cookies w a German girl who was also my pen pal. 😭😭😭

[lexs ꩜ @speechlessholic]

this mf pretending to not know how a belly piercing works just to get a closer look oh soo smoth and crazy

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

@KingVIII5 @billiejeanse Makes sense that the kid that's most like him would rebel against him harder than the others

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

@iconridge @luke_winkie The smell of human pee

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

The archaeological remains of 2020-2021 live on in my InDesign file.

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

@st_louis_stan Walked past left bank books today and it's beyond parody

[Terri Mitchell @terribmitchell]

I like how bars now are more concentrated with insane people