vroomies

goofy goober

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Remembered an embarrassing memory and muttered "I gotta kill myself" under my breath at work and my 40 year old manager looked at me like this

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Scorbunny doing way too much. Torchic mogged effortlessly so classy!!!

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[Silvetegi @Kabreezynator]

@HYENAS_BYTE If they talk behind your back just fart

[vroomies @tesla_bean]

@Kabreezynator this is awesome

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

My mayor’s neoliberal
My bagel is dry
Lakers are mid
Clippers don’t even try

[J @heroinlover710]

Is twitter spamming my feed with Mexican tweets bcuz they know I’m Mexican or is everyone else forced to see ts too

[vroomies @tesla_bean]

after setting up our wii for the first time since like 2011 I realized I've only ever played the first hour or so of pokemon colosseum because my brothers would never insert the memory card out of fear of me accidentally deleting their saves😭

[Jab 🍉 @jab50yen]

I'm not a football or "soccer" guy but I am Mexican so I'm unfortunately gonna be more Mexican than usual this week it's kind of an unspoken agreement that we're all equally Mexican when Mexican things happen so sorry

[weed / shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[coworker @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

ignoring the porn in my bookmarks to get to the low cal recipe I saved last week

[Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens @shellsist]

guy with adhd saying 'id be so functional if i was medicated' and then they get meds and slowly realize that they are just genuinely a bit stupid

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

everyone talking about his ears is so fake.. scooby had floppy ears when he was a baby. maybe if you watched a pup named scooby doo you would know that 🖕

[TABBY @verypalehipster]

If it happens at a Knicks game it will be the greatest moment in basketball and American history

[kannu @chupkarkannu]

i like saying #watdatmean while knowing exactly what it means

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[vroomies @tesla_bean]

I was wondering why I recognized her but she's in Superman and Lois really cool to see her success I remember her acting really standing out

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.