Teslacito Latino

Escapee from the Church of Elon Musk. Funding secured and financially delivered. Hodling $TSLA till $TSLAQ 📉

[Teslacito Latino @teslacito]

Reminder: Everything you've ever had on Twitter will soon be accessible to Elon Musk. $TWRT #privacy

https://t.co/R6X4porvec

[Teslacito Latino @teslacito]

This is #fraud $TSLA

[Bloomberg @business]

Tesla’s robotaxi rollout remains limited nearly a year after launch, with just 59 vehicles operating across three Texas cities despite Elon Musk’s ambitious projections https://t.co/kRFb9Ikg4k

[Teslacito Latino @teslacito]

xAI is looking more like a datacentre REIT than a frontier lab https://t.co/MnRQyH3uK9

[CryptoGoos @cryptogoos]

🚨 SPACEX IS CRASHING ON HYPERLIQUID BEFORE IT EVEN HITS THE NASDAQ.

The price is already down 25% since listing.

This is the only place retail can actually trade SpaceX right now.

Synthetic perps. No shares, no rights, just a bet on the valuation.

And the bet is cooling off ahead of June 12.

Wall Street locked you out.
So this is where the risk went instead.

[The Rational Mind (Original) @TheRationalOG]

Elon Musk has promised that fully self driving Teslas are one year away, every single year, for almost a decade.

2016, a coast to coast autonomous drive is coming next year. 2019, a million robotaxis on the road by 2020. 2020, basically solved. 2021, 2022, 2023, the line never changes and the cars still cannot drive themselves unsupervised.

Real people paid real money for a feature literally named Full Self Driving, on the promise it was nearly here. Some of them are dead. There are documented crashes where the system was engaged and the car drove into things a sober human never would have.

This is not a visionary being early. Being early means you ship eventually. This is a decade of selling a product that does not exist by describing it in the present tense.

The most valuable car company on earth was built in part on a sentence that has not been true a single time he has said it.

[Electrek.co @ElectrekCo]

Tesla has retroactively modified FSD purchase agreements to add "supervised" language that did not exist when owners originally bought the product.

Electrek has confirmed with multiple owners.

In some cases, the original contracts have been made entirely inaccessible from owners' Tesla accounts.

[Teslacito Latino @teslacito]

Morningstar values SpaceX at $780 billion, half its IPO target

https://t.co/lAtHNXb4FY

[TNW @thenextweb]

A $25B fund just refused SpaceX at any price.
It says the company can't be worth more than $1T, half the $1.8T IPO target, and Musk's 85% control makes it impossible to fix from inside. https://t.co/j6sRxoAT08

[Financial Times @FT]

SpaceX and the ‘enshittification’ of markets https://t.co/2lmz4u6KBR

[Stanphyl Capital 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 @StanphylCap]

Tesla is a fraud, fraud, FRAUD, and Elon Musk is a massive FRAUDSTER. The fact that he's getting a free pass from Wall Street on $TSLA and the SpaceX IPO is DISGUSTING.
https://t.co/kpM9bafV8H

[Reuters @Reuters]

🔊 @c_kirkham tells the Reuters World News podcast Tesla ex-employees say its self-driving software fails at the basics and, 'Musk and other executives ... were pushing Tesla to stage sort of public displays of this fully autonomous capability' https://t.co/qDtEiSz2GO

[Teslacito Latino @teslacito]

Elon Musk abandoned his own ‘solar electric economy’ to burn gas for an AI chatbot no one uses

https://t.co/JnqSnivntY

[Electrek.co @ElectrekCo]

Musk abandoned his own 'solar electric economy' to burn gas for an AI chatbot no one uses https://t.co/Jw2qCGPu5W by @fredlambert

[Motorhead @BradMunchen]

SpaceX's free cash flow imploded from +$0.1 billion in 2023 to -$14 billion in 2025. Q1 2026 FCF of -$9.1 billion is already 65% of 2025's total cash burn.

No wonder Musk is offering 30% allocation to retail, and Morgan Stanley is pump-priming E-Trade.

$SPCX $TSLA

[Bloomberg @business]

Tesla has generated around $890 million in revenue from SpaceX and xAI since 2023, a substantial sum underscoring the extent of commingling across Elon Musk’s business empire https://t.co/SqL4UE8Oqk

[Shaun Ralston @shaunralston]

Ouch.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Elon Musk is a loser.

[grizzy @Furbeti]

Elon Musk must have had a great time visiting Epstein’s mansion, so much that he kept meeting with him for years to come

[Teslacito Latino @teslacito]

The scam is closed and forgotten now. Fraud is legal. $TSLA

https://t.co/gguSGkle4j

[The Information @theinformation]

Elon Musk’s legal case against OpenAI appears shakier as the trial unfolds, with several witnesses undercutting key parts of his argument.

Even Musk’s own testimony raised doubts among legal experts following the case.
https://t.co/lmndMePnUK

[Teslacito Latino @teslacito]

Musk’s AI empire is unraveling — the trial is just the beginning

https://t.co/ZcRDggx67B