TeslaPRTeam

Unofficial (Parody) Tesla Public Relations Account. Memes and Musk, not necessarily in that order.

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@markglasgow2 @LimitingThe I admire the commitment to the joke... 😂

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@TeslaBoomerMama Doubtful... Grammatically 'market capitalization' can work for singular or plural... It's a stretch that the two companies would ever merge... Too much complexity.

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@TeslaLarry Just listened. I think it makes no sense for Elon to work with Apple as you recommended. It's much more beneficial to work on the existing Tesla product line, which is much more exciting and consequential than Apple's. It's like the Twitter takeover headache, but maybe worse!

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@ItsKimJava @greentheonly Prediction: https://t.co/8qC55cjwNP

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

Still looks correct after tonight's earnings call...

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@ItsKimJava @greentheonly Still feeling validated from my years ago predictions that '25k model' was fairy dust and the only major changes would be lower cost refresh of existing lineup...

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@wintonARK Working in the Cdn government, I have been saying for some years that we are over invested in crappy software (B2C like Excel, Adobe, etc) and under invested in good software (enterprise that runs or automates the business). This was driven by a lack of knowledge and expertise..

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

Still looks correct after tonight's earnings call...

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

My @tesla prediction looking correct. There isn't a new $25k vehicle. It's lower cost versions of the existing lineup + autonomous features, and of course Cybercab. Pedals+steering wheels on Cybercab platform are a delusion.

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@freshjiva I feel we are responding in kind to an existential threat. Trump is the one who reneged on his own trade deal. Americans have the power to pressure the president to end this senselessness... as you said yourself the average American cannot think of anything to hate.

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@TeslaBoomerMama Ça marche! 😜

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@TeslaBoomerMama I get that many politicians might dislike our PM. But 25% seems crazy, that will put many people out of business, and inflate costs even worse for people struggling when the government has to print more stimulus...

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@TeslaBoomerMama I think we both wish it was simple. Longest undefended border on earth b/c we have a functional & cooperative relationship. I think proportionality is unjust, and I dislike that many US politicians are so gleeful. Nobody likes being coerced-even worse when it's someone you trust

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@TeslaBoomerMama I agree, I'm not saying that Canada should ignore its problems-I'm pro cleaning up our border. Picking such examples exaggerate scale of the problem. For instance illegal Can-US immigration is est at somewhere between 10-20K, reasonable to impoverish 40M Cdns w/25% tariff?

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@TeslaBoomerMama That thread seems kind of cherry picked from the worst news stories of the worst offenders in Canada. Some of the links are screenshot from (one is 20yr!) old articles. We are a country of 40M people.🧵 author has other explanations too https://t.co/pd0zOXEj4Y

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

Neither 🇨🇦 & 🇺🇸 are saying what the drug-border conflict is about out loud, so I guess I’ll do it.

This is about 🇨🇦’s trucking industry & Ontario’s truck driving schools that popped up overnight.

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[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@WR4NYGov I like Farzad's solution

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

This is why we have @p_ferragu

[Brandon Rasman @NeuroRazz]

@alojoh @bradsferguson @OleEMunch Agreed. Every earnings call the submitted questions are terrible. It’s like no one pays any attention to Tesla when coming up with questions…

Brutal

So much noise all the time.

[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@DriveTeslaca Probably keeping the house tidy. And garage... That place is a mess!

[Drive Tesla 🇨🇦 @DriveTeslaca]

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New Tesla Ad 🔥.

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[TeslaPRTeam @TeslaPRTeam1]

@WR4NYGov Agreed. I've been skeptical that there is anything beyond 3/Y. The 'affordable' car will just be lower cost versions of 3/Y, and the future will be cars without steering and pedals.