tess

extremely dramatic and extremely online. I embarrass myself a lot.

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working at a startup is kinda like being in a sorority- you get sweatshirts and water bottles to promote yourself at events, there’s meetings that should be emails, and the dresscode is business casual but people wear jeans anyway

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@erastourticketz @inmygreatwarera would love to be chosen for this!! outfit inspo is the VMAs after party dress I diy’d for my birthday🥺🥺 i haven’t been to a show yet and have been dying to go trying to get tickets, it would mean the world to me

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@ErasTourResell @TheSpaceGal @madelineeryan 👀

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@merewilsh midnights erasure

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@julmcnul depends on the relationship, sometimes there’s two proposals

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@L0r3nBe come back to sf

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@L0r3nBe bestie dynasty is so good

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@julmcnul I like those pants

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@merewilsh time to add Tick Tick Boom to the list

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@L0r3nBe bestie are u in town this weekend???

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what did I do to piss off the cosmic gods and why did I deserve my bike getting stolen from my personal garage:(

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let’s recap this morning so far i’ve :
lost my car keys
had to bike to the gym
dropped a weight safety bar on my foot
😅👍🏼🤠

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@chloelewww call her ranch cause she be dressing🤪

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@halcyionic the rent soundtrack 🤪

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vibes

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pls i just spent so long making these i’ll put the rest down bellow 😮‍💨

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@merewilsh let’s get this money

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@Sasha_Congdon we currently have a trampoline as a coffee table

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now that i’m vaccinated and have started socializing again i’ve discovered my new annoying party trick is making people feel my biceps and then telling them I hate my job