Got drunk by accident last night, made a 5 course meal in the air fryer around midnight and just woke up to my dog half on the bed half on the desk next to the bed licking the crumbs off the plate π€¦πΌββοΈπ€£
@p3ttycr0cker I went to a funeral in a sports bra last weekend cause I forgot to pack a real bra. Nothing like saying goodbye to someone with saggy titties.