tess

a 24yo, adhd-ridden scorpio trying to make it through life without being killed by a peanut

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

@ahhguts put him in Guam

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

@AmazingPhil ick: he bites off his toenails and chews them a bit before spitting them out

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

@ethannestor i mean me for the past six years but who’s counting

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

to be cringe is to be free

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

@That_Artist_Emi @muyskerm @amazon i was today years old when i learned that funnel cake is made with an actual funnel

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

@realDonaldTrump @OANN please tell me how one “bans china”

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Dear Creative People,

It's easy to feel like you're not good enough when you spend your time studying the work of other people you admire.

But your work matters. To the people outside of your creative bubble, what you do is unique and wonderful.

You are not an imposter.

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

@kelliinicoleexo throw them out the window into the dumpster girl

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

what's the version of big dick energy for painfully awkward people with no self esteem 'clenched butt energy' i have that

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Okay, separate thread, I had one of the all time best conversations with a Condescending Theatergoer Who Sat In Front Of Me at intermission of My Fair Lady, here’s a transcript:

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

2009 demi lovato is where it’s at

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

it’s all about love, love for others and love for yourself

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

hi welcome to chili’s

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This week on @ellentube is #Pride Week! We’ve come so far. We’ve helped so many. We’re ready to fight for what comes next. There’s a lot to be proud of. #LoveWins

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

@Zoella sean looks like an actual child

[tess @tessfiumefreddo]

@ciaramcpar @kelliinicoleexo shister shpooked https://t.co/yrDhAdSwH1

[antonio garza @antoniiogarza21]

i play the game where i put the word “sister” in front of words that start with S in my head all day. it’s been going on for days and i can’t stop. i think i need help it’s literally never ending

[Joey Graceffa @JoeyGraceffa]

I’m honestly so over earth. I wanna just go see what other planets are like

[Four1nineBrenno 👣 @toledo_kid23]

When you don’t have a dog so you have to compromise to do the #WhatTheFluffChallenge 😂

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

The @RealDonaldTrump policy of separating families of immigrants is inhumane and cruel.

Today I will sign an executive order to prevent any state resources from being used to help federal authorities separate families.

New Jersey will not be a party to this inhumane policy.