tess

proud mom😍 less proud wife. Ha ha! I Love My Husband 🤣

[tess @tessg333]

oh the joy of having stepsiblings 🥰

[amazingphil akgae @lesbinof]

When Dan and Phil upload a “truthful video” but they’re STILL pretending to be British

[tess @tessg333]

my gf broke up with me a week ago today and now I have no one to properly annoy about dan and Phil. so happy for them and im normal

[tess @tessg333]

@KioshiWarrior Thank you for this. I’m wondering what your sources are? I was trying to find some to educate myself further, but I can’t seem to find any. If anyone has a source pls send it my way!

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

Society: hey ladies, this is going to be the best and most important day of your life as well as the most expensive one and by the way the responsibility for it falls on your shoulders
Also society: wow these women are acting like brats just because it’s their wedding day

[latke @latkedelrey]

ads for millennial coded brands are all like “tired of shaving your hoo-ha? member of the itty bitty titty committee? you know what? fuck it. we’ll say it: vagina”

[tess @tessg333]

i’m a triple threat: boobs, vagina.

[tess @tessg333]

neutrons b like: holding space 🥱

[tess @tessg333]

@blizzy_mcguire pink floyd

[adam mcintyre @theadammcintyre]

finding out the barbie movie is under 2 hours has provided me so much joy, no movie needs to be longer than 2 hours

[Daisy Jones @daisythejones]

i don't think "therapy speak" actually comes from therapy tho. it comes from online. i've literally never had a therapist use words like "toxic" and "trauma dumping" in a session lol

[tess @tessg333]

@ecarruthh why they make them so yummy

[tess @tessg333]

i was asked if i know the “LA County sheriffs” and i asked if it’s a sports team 😐😐😐😐😐

[madison @madison_tayt]

my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense.
like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense

[tess @tessg333]

@DatingCoachLex @PopCrave they left out the part where she sent them to a minor.

[tess @tessg333]

@Gmusic99 not it being called “winter cockblockers”

[camila salinas @caaamileon]

“eighteen years old”

acrylic paint on canvas

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

girl idk where to go i’m bout to download movie star planet

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Dog seeks help from a random person to rescue his brother.

They were happy and grateful for the help. Thank you, hooman...🙏❤️