betty spaghetty

gnaw at the ankles of big business!

[thinfluencer @notgayneverwas]

an ozempic riddled Megan Trainor, once a proponent of 2010s "body positivity" movement, now stands in bobble-headed irrelevancy on the other end of her 15 minutes. emaciated and scrutinised, her faux "all about that base" tagline now a hollow symbol of a bygone era

[rachel coster @rach4_thestarz]

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad

[777 @_garrettcharles]

butter chicken garlic naan and mango lassi

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

really hot priest at my friends’ baby’s baptism. why would a hot guy become a priest

[betty spaghetty @tesslamcd]

i pray that jesse plemons being cast as young plutarch = kirsten dunst on the red carpet please kirsten we miss you

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

we are about to witness january 6 for english majors

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

Conan O’Brien

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

pleaseeee !!!!

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

My son has an IEP where he can play Nintendo Switch in class and if the teachers make eye contact with him he gets to take something out of their purse

[Mody @modytalkmovies]

Christopher Nolan directing an adaptation of The Odyssey with an A-list cast

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

me seeing Odysseus shoot the arrow through the axes in 70MM IMAX in 2026

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

My little dog named Goose. They can't be spicy though please

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

If you have a child with special needs with an Individualized Education Plan (IEP) the Department of Education makes sure your local school district has the resources to meet your child’s needs. No DOE means no one to enforce those IEPs. Your kid is getting warehoused.

[betty spaghetty @tesslamcd]

what happened to me last night, espresso martinily, can never happen again