Tess Prusa

Apparently a single emoji can't be your Twitter bio. (she/her)

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Black Mirror as Vines: A Thread

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“I want to create gay pop” has to be one of the most offensive things I’ve ever heard jkhsljahok baby girl that’s like half of the music industry

[AARON @lidolmix]

what is her problem fhdhs

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@caitpingree I feel this and I need all the deets

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@caitpingree you me and ally as Donna and the Dynamos

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@barfbobaggins been there, done that

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my streak of never having a crush on a straight woman continues

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Wizards Of Waverly Place’ showrunner confirms Alex Russo was bisexual and wanted to do more with Alex and Stevie’s relationship, but they weren’t allowed by Disney Channel at that time.

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@keegabdab why are you pro-vomit

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@Chiefs Small! Go Chiefs! 3x champs!

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@keegabdab @tweenbully @barfbobaggins seeing Jason Sudeikis’s ass print without us 😫😭

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what am i supposed to do without london

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is she subleasing?

[Roya Nikkhah @RoyaNikkhah]

EXCLUSIVE The Queen will never live again at Buckingham Palace, her main residence for seven decades. Her Majesty has decided to make Windsor Castle her forever home and will do her future official engagements “predominantly” from Windsor @thesundaytimes
https://t.co/GZ1SlSSdxc

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im great at multitasking*

*going in between imessage and snapchat to have two different convos with the same person

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thinking about a teacher I had in high school that would wear the same outfit on Wednesday and Thursday of every week because we had block scheduling and it “wasn’t fair” to the other classes

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being an upperclassman in college is just having eight different professors tell you eight contradicting ways to format your resume.

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can’t believe Delta Delta Delta isn’t using the tag line “not just a variant!” or “it’s contagious!” 😔

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He’ll never be Home Alone again

[E! News @enews]

Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song welcomed their first child together, a baby boy named after Macaulay’s late sister— Dakota. ❤️https://t.co/HfveOd7ssk

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Going through menopause.

Men are on pause.

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If we can have wife beater tank tops, then we need—

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wear a mask. stay home. please.

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in-person college: *leaves to go to the bathroom whenever I want or just to have a five minute convo in the hallway*

zoom college: if I even fucking SEE a pillow I’m faiLING YOU

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people will really be like “I hate milk drinkers” and then order a coffee that’s 95% skim

bitch that’s just hyper milk