Tess Rosner

Jesus, dark roast & doughnuts

[Tess Rosner @tessrosner]

S/O to people minding their own business, spending time with God, getting to know themselves, and achieving their goals.

[IMB @IMB_SBC]

SBC President, @jdgreear shares the importance of pastors going on short-term mission trips. #EveryChurchEveryNation #SBC18 #SBCAM18

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@PatDaddy_3 Drink some water

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@wyleevanb @acrandall63 TRUTH

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Nothing gets people fired up like spam phone calls

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The problem with this country is that people have million dollar dreams and minimum wage work ethics. Merica.

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@Judgment @rocklareina @rocklareina I was going to @ you because this describes you more than anything, but then I saw you were the one who retweeted it 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I have to eat perfect for like 67 days and drink an ocean of water before my skin clears up.

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@ElayneHansen When I become an SLP, my therapy approach will involve chicken nuggets.

[twitt3r user lexipro @uhhlexiuhh]

It’s 2038. You go visit your kid at UWEC. Chancellor Jim is still the chancellor. He has still never canceled class because of snow. Construction is still on going. You find out your kid also got a minor at 607 Dewey. You go to leave and you have a $20 parking ticket. https://t.co/eshrjvZpnI

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@2butternut Life is 5x easier, and lazier 😋

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@2butternut That’s why you memorize It

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On the plus side, we haven’t seen any mosquitoes yet.

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@2butternut YES

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@blemirande I still can’t get over this

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One thing I’ve learned over the course of life is to check to see if there’s toilet paper in the stall before you commit to it. It’s been a game changer.

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@AlessandroDavii 😩

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@WestleyPaupore Holy throwback

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It’s March, why is Planet Fitness still busy, why are people still sticking to their New Years Resolutions

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Everyone always says, “Just be true to yourself.”

Well, sometimes I suck. I’d rather pursue something greater than myself.

This Jesus guy seems like he’s got his stuff together. I think I’ll pursue him instead.

[Tess Rosner @tessrosner]

Normal civilians shouldn’t be allowed to own Ford Explorers, because it looks like a sheriff and I get nervous that I’m doing something illegal every time I see one.