Tess

she/her

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

SEE HE SOLD HER MASTERS WITHOUT GIVING HER A CHANCE TO BUY THEM AND THE GUY WHO OWNS THEM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DICK TO HER SO SHE’S RE RECORDING HER OLD ALBUMS RENDERING HIS PURCHASE NEARLY WORTHLESS AND THATS WHY YOU HAVE TO STREAM THE RE RECORDS ONLY—

[julia hava @binchcity]

Joe Biden: I have hidden five rapid tests in chocolate bars across the country. The winners will receive a full tour of my factory as well as a lifetime supply of chocolate

[‘ @ceecparekh]

yup

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

@NintendoAmerica pls give my life purpose again and bring Neopets to nintendo switch

[Kelsey @kelsey_mansell]

The ENDING WE ALL DESERVED.

The only true relationship this entire time!

#BachelorInParadise

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

Happy bday bestie❤️❤️❤️❤️ @asub_sandwich

[jinx @bigfootjinx]

ik i already posted these but god i love these pictures

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

@dpakman I just wanna know are you secretly Josh Dallas or are you twins or like doppelgängers… I’m on season 3 of this god forsaken show and im at my breaking point. Pls tell me this is you

[Alex Megan @alexmeganh]

Pretty sure Aaron actually signed up for Survivor but got stuck in BIP on accident. Dude is ready to forge alliances and conquer a tribal council. #bachelorinparadise

[bachelol @bachelol]

Thank god our fearless leader is back to telling us who we’re not rocking with - Nature is healing 🙏#bachelorinparadise

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Can anyone explain to me why so many nurses are anti-vax? I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around this.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I couldn’t care less about what this talking inferiority complex has to say, but I do feel for the women and survivors in his life who now see they wouldn’t be believed or safe with him.

Many survivors of assault don’t tell family, friends, etc bc of how they see others treated.

[Like Lansing @LikeLansing]

The Michael’s in Frandor shut down because of a pandemic fire and they’re re-opening this Friday the 13th. PSA in case you need any extra-curséd craft supplies.

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

@asub_sandwich Only up and down the produce aisle

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

if I don’t find a way to get the veggie tales theme song out of my head I’m gonna unalive

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

@asub_sandwich But have you heard that song

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

@jooowilson Bitch

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

@nello_con ok but I would rub ointment on yours soo

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

a guy on the phone called me a useless human being bc I couldn’t tell him what to do about his wittle butt rash :( aww :(

[Tess @tessvirgilio]

@paige_garncarz hahahahaha i miss u. that guy, however, probably does not feel this way about me