tess

what the eff

[tess @tessytrew]

letting the msg talk tonight

[tess @tessytrew]

last night (on day 4 of the world cup) phoenix landing was already out of corona modelo and pilsner… can’t imagine how this will go

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Sir a second European nation that likes to drink has hit boston

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

[tess @tessytrew]

i can’t believe i just did that (remembered my own password)

[tess @tessytrew]

call me a shoe the way i’m whacking bush

[Puck @Puckmeat]

Drag king named Big Beautiful Bill

[venus exalted @thegentledyke]

when they make a Hate Island somebody link me

[helen @helen]

this is the best season of love island not because of the drama but because one of them earnestly spoke the words “he’s using her as an escape goat!” on last night’s episode

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

they should invent pimple popping that is good for your skin and never hurts

[tess @tessytrew]

@diogeneeznuts criminal that i can’t retweet this

[tess @tessytrew]

god forbid a girl wants things homogenous

[tess @tessytrew]

can’t believe we have a pope who’s probably had culver’s

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

people who have been using the em dash long before ai know that it’s the jazz riff of punctuation, the tightrope between intuition and impulse, the trapdoor for digressions—it’s the writing fidget spinner for centrifugal thinkers

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit

[tess @tessytrew]

@aridnana just know i’m retweeting this in spirit

[tess @tessytrew]

you’re in her dms, i just accidentally wrote 8 pages in my journal about her