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.@LEGO_Group when will you come out with a replica of #Harambe's cage?

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Most people say "thank you" when a waiter takes away their plate. Most times I have to say "I'm sorry."

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< when you wake up next to your significant other*

*half-eaten breakfast burrito

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.@train: the official band of dentist offices nationwide.

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@BoulderDreams @GeorgieBeats you know it's true!

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I will never be able to decide which is better: #showerbeers or #beershowers.

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I'm at the age where I debate to tell my friends congrats on the engagement or show me 2 bank statements how are you gonna pay for a family.

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I feel like there should be a show called SURVIVOR FINALE that tests people to see who can actually sit through the #Survivor 2-hour finale.

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Favorite pastime: wishing people you went to high school with (who aren't moms) a "Happy Mother's Day!" Shit gets weird pretty fast.

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This sounds like @realDonaldTrump is using a Mad Libs generator to write his tweets, again. https://t.co/k6Q3rTWTqe

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I hope corrupt Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. I will defeat them both.

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Kit spelled backwards is "T-I-K" as in "tik-tock" I just wasted time reading this tweet. Welcome, friends. We're gonna have fun.